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Manroot: A Very Bad Spander Pornfic by suki_blue.

I... You know how you're eating and you try something new and it makes your face turn purple and your left kidney try to mountainclimb up to your lungs and settle in, building a wee cabin in among the bronchioles and the pines, and you turn, coughing and gagging, to the person you're eating dinner with and say, tears of pain and wonder at the cruelty of the universe running down your face and out your ears, "Oh. My. God. This is hideous! ..... ...... TASTE IT!"

Yeah.

TASTE IT!

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mpoetess

2004-12-19 03:40 pm (UTC) (Link)

Yay! Me too! *dances deadly with you*

mpoetess

2004-12-19 03:39 pm (UTC) (Link)

But this is good badfic. The intentional kind!


Also Spike comes so hard in the middle of a restaurant that it lands in someone's spaghetti several tables away.

mpoetess

2004-12-19 03:42 pm (UTC) (Link)

Or possibly Xander. There is a -- I think deliberate -- pronoun issue.

lindsey_lives

2004-12-19 06:56 pm (UTC) (Link)

heeheehee

Very good badfic!

mpoetess

2004-12-20 05:28 am (UTC) (Link)

You TASTED IT!!!

suki_blue

2004-12-20 11:21 am (UTC) (Link)

Hee! Thanks for the rec! I'm so glad that I could disgust you! :oD

Ironic how the worst thing I ever wrote is getting the most attention!!!

Oh and the pronoun issue? Nope, wasn't deliberate. Just a good example of my actual bad writing!

Suki
xxx

mpoetess

2004-12-20 11:30 am (UTC) (Link)

Ironic how the worst thing I ever wrote is getting the most attention!!!

But it's very well-crafted! It might be (intentionally) bad fic, but it's good writing.

Oh and the pronoun issue? Nope, wasn't deliberate. Just a good example of my actual bad writing!


Shhhh!

suki_blue

2004-12-20 11:39 am (UTC) (Link)

Thank you! That means a lot. I'm still a bit of newbie and it's great to hear stuff like that.

Shhhh!

Oh, yeah. Don't tell anyone!

Suki
xxx