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I Blame the Dutch mpoetess
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Spam...
which maeyan just received:

Our pills are only like typical lozenges but they
are specially explicated to be spoiled and dissolvable
under the glossa. The pills is took up at the mouth
and gets into the blood in real time rather of advancing
through the tummytum. This results in a speedy more
powerful event which yet up to 42 hours!

Purchase it

swmbo

2004-12-23 12:53 pm (UTC) (Link)

I want spoiled lozenges dissolving under my glossa and getting into my tummytum!!!

STAT!

mpoetess

2004-12-23 12:57 pm (UTC) (Link)

I... have some Starlight Mints...

swmbo

2004-12-23 12:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

But what will that do to my tummytum ?!

*is concerned*

mpoetess

2004-12-23 01:03 pm (UTC) (Link)

Fascinating and saporite the mind of the starlight of the peperita mint adorned in the colors of Been born them! The bag contains 5 pounds of Been born specific-moved them Starlights! There are approximately 85 mind for the pound. [...]

swmbo

2004-12-23 01:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

Now I feel much better!

*buys mints*

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mpoetess

2004-12-23 01:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

I suspect it was translated from French or Italian into English by way of BabelFish

wesleysgirl

2004-12-23 01:02 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

*Smooch*

mpoetess

2004-12-23 01:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

*pats your tummytum*

byrne

2004-12-23 01:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

Tummytum!

Hee!

I am not online. Don't look at me.

mpoetess

2004-12-23 01:30 pm (UTC) (Link)

OMG YOU ARE NAKED!!!

byrne

2004-12-23 01:33 pm (UTC) (Link)

Well, yes. Tub Porn, you know.

*hides eyes*

illian

2004-12-23 01:53 pm (UTC) (Link)

I know nothing! NOTHING!

Re: *hides eyes*

byrne

2004-12-23 03:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

heh. Mmmm waterproof porn...

it's good.

julia_here

2004-12-23 01:49 pm (UTC) (Link)

Thank you for providing today's minimum daily requirement of surreality.

Julia, or possibly pharmeceutical dada

mpoetess

2004-12-23 01:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

It's a powerful event!

suki_blue

2004-12-23 02:12 pm (UTC) (Link)

LOL! ~snort~ Words? I have none...except, explicated? eh? :oD

mpoetess

2004-12-23 02:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

They're deep, subtexty pills. They have to be examined careully.

suki_blue

2004-12-23 02:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ahh, thank's for clearing that up!