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Random quotage from an evening of Disney trivia
sarabi (referring to mr_sarabi): The things he can pull out of his ass are amazing.

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maeyan: So did you know using a dildo on a holy day requires five years of penance?
mpoetess: According to who? And you read this where?
maeyan: The Catholic Church; who the hell else was around in the middle ages?
mpoetess: Uh... Jews?
sarabi (mishearing) : But choose wisely!

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sarabi: Keep it on the table, dear.
mr_sarabi: She likes it on the table.
maeyan: But not on the floor!
sarabi: *falls off couch, chasing the dice in question*
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sarabi: This is a Sleeping Beauty question. Who came to the dwarves to tell them that Snow White had been poisoned by the evil queen?
Everyone else: O.o Er....

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mr_sarabi: What did the wicked queen promise to get Snow White to take a bite of the poisoned apple?
mpoetess: "This apple is not poisoned!"

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At the beginning of game 2, game 1 having been won by mpoetess and mr_sarabi--

mr_sarabi: Which rules are we playing by this time?

maeyan and mpoetess (playing on opposing teams) in unison: The ones where we win.

lucifrix

2005-01-02 08:45 am (UTC) (Link)

"This apple is not poisoned!"

*falls to floor and dies*

mpoetess

2005-01-02 10:10 am (UTC) (Link)

You had the poisoned one, didn't you.

lucifrix

2005-01-02 04:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

Can't talk, still dead.

Rules...

mr_sarabi

2005-01-03 11:23 am (UTC) (Link)

"The ones where we win."

I tried that, but no one would take the "Whatever team I'm on wins" rules.



*takes his Disney song trivia and goes home*


Re: Rules...

mpoetess

2005-01-03 12:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

I recall they didn't like the "Whichever team rolls first wins" option, either.

Re: Rules...

sarabi

2005-01-03 04:49 pm (UTC) (Link)

That's right. You have to win fair and square. Unless you're on my team. Then you use the "Whatever team I'm on wins" rule. I mean, that seems fair to me. Don't you think.

Also...
Did you notice how the above reply was done?

We finally got him to do it! Yay!!

(Nice job on the "mr_sarabi is available" angle!)

Re: Rules...

mpoetess

2005-01-03 04:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

I'm so proud!!!

kaytee4ever

2005-01-04 05:12 am (UTC) (Link)

Which rules are we playing by this time?
(playing on opposing teams) in unison: The ones where we win.


*grins* wait. doesn't EVERYONE play by those?? :)

*hugs*

mpoetess

2005-01-04 07:27 am (UTC) (Link)

Not often enough! ;-)

kaytee4ever

2005-01-04 07:46 am (UTC) (Link)

*grins* well, then that should change. :)