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A Drabble For swmbo, Because I Loves She
Pairing: Snygel
Rating: R
Warning: See Icon

Someone Has Issues...

Angel sat, broad shoulders slumped, at the end of the bed. His lover rolled over to touch his arm, smooth pate gleaming in the moonlight. "Happens to everybody, you know."

"Not me! Especially not over something like this. Do you know the kinds of things... and the places I'd put them, back when I was evil?"

"But you've got a soul now. It's ok; I understand."

"It's not the soul! It's those beady little eyes. The mask. That fluffy, fluffy tail."

"Oh, god. Fluffy taillllllllll..." Snyder groaned; Angel shuddered, and from somewhere under the covers came a tiny, muffled squeak.

bear

2005-01-04 05:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

*is so, so dead*

*and also your bitch*

mpoetess

2005-01-04 06:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

Thank you. I thank you, Snyder thanks you, Angel thanks you, the raccoon thanks you.

dragovianknight

2005-01-04 05:57 pm (UTC) (Link)

Okay, so this is worse than Aladdin/Carpet slash, right? Because I'm taking a lot of flack for that.

But this is worse, right?

mpoetess

2005-01-04 06:00 pm (UTC) (Link)

Yes. I think you would have to write Belle/Lumiere-as-a-dildo to be as bad as this.

dragovianknight

2005-01-04 06:03 pm (UTC) (Link)

Good to know, good to know.

Also, ouch. Hot stuff.

Lumiere/Cogsworth OTP.

mpoetess

2005-01-04 06:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

Lumiere/Cogsworth OTP.

TOTALLY.

leaper182

2005-01-04 08:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

::nods vigorously::

leaper182

2005-01-04 08:49 pm (UTC) (Link)

I wrote two Lumiere/Cogsworth stories...

dragovianknight

2005-01-04 10:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

Links?

leaper182

2005-01-05 05:12 am (UTC) (Link)

Oh, dear. Um, needless to say, they're kinda sorta not extremely good... No rampant nookie...

http://www.angelfire.com/sd/tyanna/Jheran/beauty.html

http://www.angelfire.com/sd/tyanna/Jheran/beauty2.html

I can send you the notes for the series that I came up with when I first started thinking about it...

::blush::

::scampers away quickly::

swmbo

2005-01-04 05:58 pm (UTC) (Link)


I...I... I am torn on which of the thousand icons of HATE I should use!

My soul is wounded now.

mpoetess

2005-01-04 06:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

YAY! I made swmbo so happy she almost lost her soul!

myriad69

2005-01-05 11:57 am (UTC) (Link)

Would we have to call her Swmgelous if she lost her soul?

mpoetess

2005-01-07 08:38 am (UTC) (Link)

Swmbogelus!

outsideth3box

2005-01-04 07:00 pm (UTC) (Link)

...I had no idea this could even be *done*...

~Holds cool cloth to *obviously* delirious head~

mpoetess

2005-01-07 08:21 am (UTC) (Link)

When it comes to tormenting swmbo, anything is possible!

a2zmom

2005-01-04 07:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

you are the evil one, it turns out.

mpoetess

2005-01-07 08:22 am (UTC) (Link)

No! I'm the Cute One!

journalkitten

2005-01-04 07:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

Arrgh!!! My eyes! My *mind*! Where's the bleach?!? *thud*

mpoetess

2005-01-07 08:22 am (UTC) (Link)

Ahhh. Another satisfied customer.

annakovsky

2005-01-04 08:49 pm (UTC) (Link)

I think I love you.

mpoetess

2005-01-07 08:25 am (UTC) (Link)

See, what I think is happening is that swmbo was once an evil, evil vampire, but thanks to love and a pesky curse, she has a soul now. But she needs to be constantly tormented in order to help her on her path to redemption.

lalejandra

2005-01-04 08:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

This was awesome. I feel so dirty now!

mpoetess

2005-01-07 08:26 am (UTC) (Link)

Yayyyyy! 'Coon-tang!

ex_dovil323

2005-01-04 08:53 pm (UTC) (Link)

This is you when you're NOT evil?!

*whimpers*

mpoetess

2005-01-07 08:26 am (UTC) (Link)

I am NEVER evil.

flowery_twat

2005-01-05 09:13 am (UTC) (Link)

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Unlike equivocating Kovksy, I *know* I love you.

*admires like crazy*


mpoetess

2005-01-07 08:27 am (UTC) (Link)

I think someone should write a story where Snyder and Angel get turned *into* raccoons.

And then have sex.

With swmbo.

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mpoetess

2005-01-07 08:28 am (UTC) (Link)

Yes! It's admiration! NOT nausea, whatever your doctor might say.