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FIC! Remix!
Fix the badfic panel.

Original author: soundingsea, for writercon 1.
Remix: I didn't dare touch the purity of the original, so.... I just let altavista take care of it for me.

...it got me free candy, ok?

The original:

"Well pet your, just so nummy" declared the bleached blonde peroxied Master Vampire to the one-eyed carpenter. Yes we never loved those girls, they were just mean and picked on us. Why aren't we shagging right now?

Well don't you to bite; and claim me first Spike my love? queried Xandar as he simulated his prostrate.

Yes! Spike roared and bit deep into his Xan-pet. They both shuddered and cummed from the pleasure. Then they went and picked out curtians. They were bonded for life and the Scoobies took a long time to understand the puruty of there luv of them but they don't care.


The remix

"good the domestic animal yours, hardly therefore nummy" has declared the blonde candeggiato peroxied vampire matrix to the carpenter one-eyed. Yes we did not love never those girls, medium single and they were selected on we. Why not shagging hour? Sink you do not bite; and demands it first point my love? Interrogated Xandar as it has simulated its prostrate ones. Yes! The point has roar and bite in depth in its domestic Xan-animal. It is shuddered that cummed the pleasure. Then they have gone to select the curtians. They have been legacies for life and the Scoobies has occorr much time to understand the purity here of luv of they but they are not taken care.


English to Italian to English, FWIW.

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mpoetess

2006-07-22 06:34 pm (UTC) (Link)

Wait until some of the ones that people actually did re-write -- or wrote sequels to - come rolling in. Ded ded ded. Zombie Joyce. All I'm saying.

minim_calibre

2006-07-22 05:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

The point has roar and bite in depth in its domestic Xan-animal. It is shuddered that cummed the pleasure. Then they have gone to select the curtians. They have been legacies for life and the Scoobies has occorr much time to understand the purity here of luv of they but they are not taken care.

Thing of freaking translator beauty.

mpoetess

2006-07-22 06:32 pm (UTC) (Link)

It's the domestic Xan-animal that just makes the fic for me.

moss6886

2006-07-22 06:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

O_o

*dies laughing*

kimera

2006-07-23 07:26 am (UTC) (Link)

*dead of domestic xan-animal*

*also totally asleep, shhhh*

ravenwings_7

2006-07-23 02:53 pm (UTC) (Link)

You made get yogurt in my nose. Fiend.

(here by moss6886)

journalkitten

2006-07-23 05:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

*blink*

Was the candy laced with anything?

mpoetess

2006-07-24 03:12 am (UTC) (Link)

*ded from icon*


Candy was homemade caramel!

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mpoetess

2006-07-25 03:37 am (UTC) (Link)

But I got to stare at you which was fun because you are so preeeeeeeeeetty!

Not that wee Xander's butt isn't pretty too. *took picture of same during panel*