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James and I appear to have made fic(let)
Also, one of us is drunk*

Title: DP Ephemera: Days Go By And Still I Eat Skittles
Series: Domestic Piranhas
Author Zuh: zortified and mpoetess
Fandom: BtVS/Angel. Sort of.
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: It says ass in it. And fuck. So it's rated the same as whatever this summary is rated because this summary says ass and fuck too. However, not in the same sentence. Well, not in the story.
Disclaimer: Their children are fish. Their children are smarter than us them. It's vaguely possible that this is a crack AU. Just saying.
Summary: Xander comes home and finds Spike being...Spike. Xander would like stuff to happen.

*Spoiler: not me

zortified

2011-10-04 03:13 am (UTC) (Link)

I don't think you should be slandering people like that. Whoever they are who might have had a respectably small shot or two of rum like a decent adult human being might do.

And a cookie.

And rum.

mpoetess

2011-10-04 03:23 am (UTC) (Link)

And a diet margarita. Wait, that was me. But I wasn't drunk when I said I wasn't drunk, and I won't be drunk in five minutes, and I type much better when I'm drunk than people who have had cookies.

Moral of this story: cookies are bad.

zortified

2011-10-04 03:38 am (UTC) (Link)

The cookies are not the best - store-bought instead of homemade. But they are on the counter which means they get eaten. A lot.


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heromaniac

2011-10-04 06:38 am (UTC) (Link)

Completely and utterly the wrong account to comment with, but ZOMG LOVE. I forgot how much I missed those two. *hugs them*

mpoetess

2011-10-04 04:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

Careful. You'll get boysenberry ripple ice cream on yourself. And then the Kraken will eat you.

journalkitten

2011-10-04 03:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

OHMYGOD!

Wheeeeeee!!!!
/doppler effect

PS - icon for you in case you're just reading text ;-)

mpoetess

2011-10-04 04:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

EEEE ICON!

kestrelct

2011-10-19 03:11 am (UTC) (Link)

Unrelatedly to anything, I am sitting here with a Woodchuck and a bag of chocolate and thinking fond thoughts about reading Chocolatey Goodness way back in the day. <3

mpoetess

2011-10-19 03:22 am (UTC) (Link)

Aww, yay! Coincidentally, I am sitting here with a cider myself, though it's Beanblossom, which is from a local Indiana winery.

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