(Gacked from iroshi)
Zortified is an electronic implant that's two inches tall, has been featured in Star Trek and stretches to twice its original size
Hmm. Well, zortified has been featured in a Hardy Boys novel. That's sorta like Star Trek. In the way that's not.
Gila is a shopping bag that checks your spelling, is laced with vodka and glows with an eerie green light.
This is eerily accurate
Wolfling is a bubble-car that detects police sonar!
Sarabi is a breakfast cereal that's made of rubber!
Everything you say bounces off her and sticks to you!
Maeyan is a fridge magnet that catalogues its contents! It contains the entire Encyclopaedia Britannica and flies like a rocket.
Jen is a sandwich-toaster that works at twice the normal speed!
Mad Poetess is a greetings card that talks, emits thick black smoke and will make your human clone obsolete.
This is true.
Amy is a burglar alarm! It can be bolted onto a WAP device!
Only if I really trust you.