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I Blame the Dutch mpoetess
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*Pouts* I want a minion. Or five. TBQ has minions. James has minions. (I'm one of them. Shhh. Don't tell her.) Wolfling has... ok, Wolfling has Giles tied up in her closet and that's all the minion she needs.

In other news, big old friggin' redesign on Pointy Stakes.

New look, new recs, lj icon collection, 2 DP stories that have been posted here but never on the site before.



2002-11-03 05:52 pm (UTC) (Link)

Whah! You have no idea how excited I was to see the "New look...2 DP stories" thing before I registered the "that have been posted here."


I can be a minion. I even have a small furry minion of my own who could be your sub-minion...


2002-11-04 09:05 am (UTC) (Link)


Sorry I got your hopes up!

Do you still have furry subsubminions in your attic? They could be useful for running errands and stringing dsl wires in the wallsof my house...

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2002-11-04 09:07 am (UTC) (Link)

There is no union - my Evil Cabal is a closed shop. There *is* a 401K plan, but no dental. Because minions look more menacing with missing teeth!

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2002-11-04 09:08 am (UTC) (Link)

TBQ will share, so I hear. Unlike some selfish mooses (*cough
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TBQ will share, so I hear. Unlike some selfish mooses (*cough<ljuser=zortified>cough*) I might know...

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2002-11-03 05:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

It's pretty and green, and no, green is *not* as good as purple, but I'll forgive you for that.

And, er. . . can I share minion status? If Mistress TBQ agrees. She has more, anyway, she can begrudge me.


2002-11-04 09:11 am (UTC) (Link)

You may. Mind you, I don't actually have anything for minions to *do*...

Unless you'd like to write fic to please me!

I'm such a cheap date.

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2002-11-03 06:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

It's beautiful! :-)

(And Squee!! You rec'd me! Squeee!


Thank you. :D )



2002-11-04 09:12 am (UTC) (Link)

Do you know, I'd never read Truth or Dare before? All of the others, but not that story. I have no ide why/how it slipped past me. But I love it!

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2002-11-03 08:32 pm (UTC) (Link)

What's the standard pay for minions?


2002-11-04 09:15 am (UTC) (Link)

25% percent of any profits I might make from my fanfiction.

Plus occasional chocolate.

There is a 401K plan, though, as I told othercat. But no dental.

Oo! But, this being fandom, psychological therapy is fully covered.

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2002-11-03 08:53 pm (UTC) (Link)

nice redo on the website, though it means i have to change the banner i'm using on my links page ... it's a good ... what does a minion do, exactly?

and if i can't be your minion, can i at least be your bitch? ;)



2002-11-04 09:19 am (UTC) (Link)

You mean I have to think of things for minions to *do* ?

Besides peeling grapes for me.. um....

I'll get back to ya on that.

You don't have to change your links banner. Unless you like the new ones better. :)

Ah, no -- flattered as I am, I only have one bitch. This

is my bitch! She won't share, I'm afraid.

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2002-11-04 09:19 am (UTC) (Link)

I know. Mean, mean Wolfling.


2002-11-03 11:33 pm (UTC) (Link)

*volunteers her services as a minion*

Bugger. It's almost midnight. Somebody please remind me to visit Pointy Stakes tomorrow. Mind like a sieve. I blame the smut *g*


2002-11-04 09:21 am (UTC) (Link)

Visit Pointy Stakes tomorrow, minion!

(Application accepted. Feel free to begin spamming me with nakedprettyboysmut as soon as you like.)

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2002-11-04 12:47 am (UTC) (Link)

I will happily be your minion. It's not an exclusive relationship, right?


2002-11-04 09:23 am (UTC) (Link)

No, it's not exclusive. Unlike some zortifieds I know, I'm a *friendly* Evil Overlord, and am willing to share my minions.
Er. Except for the part here I'm an Overlord of Nothing. Still evil, though.


2002-11-04 09:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

New 'DP' I may have missed?!?!

Where do I sign the minion contract? Do you want it in blood? I'll just leave this basket of chocolate by the altar, shall I?


2002-11-05 12:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

Snerk. It's not precisely new DP -- just two short POV vignettes, one by James, on by me, that've been posted in LJ before, but not on the sites. One Cordy, one Fred.

Chocolate may be left in the basket marked "Charitable donations for orphaned kitties;" I'll collect it when no one's looking. There is no minion contract -- it's fully At Will employment - -leave when you like, moonlight as somebody else's minion... force me to worship you for having met AD personally and bringing back closeups of his eyes....the sky's the limit.

Says the lady at the door...


2002-11-04 10:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

I'm down to two cherry tootsie-roll pops, some starbursts, and my Violet Crumble (pry it from my cold dead hands, bitch), so no more minions until I run to the store...

Re: Says the lady at the door...


2002-11-04 10:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

BTW... I too love the new design and pics and banners, etc... I haven't read the latest DPs, though, so I'm a bad OM!

Original Minion, that is...


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