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While taking a break from flogging snogging the minions to have a chat with the lovely benaresq, we decided that it's a crying shame that fans who've been pointed and laughed at on fandom_wank don't have any place to defend themselves.

Oh, one can go to fandom_wank itself and take up the issue, but as zvi_likes_tv points out, an attempt to clarify one's point there is... well perhaps not stupid, but certainly merely contributes to the general atmosphere of indecorous hilarity.

One can post about it in one's own blog, but then they'd just point and laugh again, wouldn't they.

So. There needs to be a place for this, don't you think? There needs to be an LJ community for those who want to respond to those pocky-eating bitches seriously -- without getting laughed at. A place for your voice to be heard -- and there's just not enough of those in fandom, to our way of thinking.

So. meta_fandom_wank. No pointing or laughing allowed.


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mpoetess

2002-11-06 05:12 pm (UTC) (Link)

They're cute!

And they like to talk about fandom meta!

Aren't they adorable?

zortified

2002-11-06 01:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

You need a hobby. Er, an offline hobby. Or a job that requires you to work while you're at work.

Or something.

But you're still a goober.

mpoetess

2002-11-06 02:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

Am no--

Oh, wait.

byrne

2002-11-06 01:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

dork

mpoetess

2002-11-06 05:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

minion!

gem225

2002-11-06 01:20 pm (UTC) (Link)

Thank you so much. You've just made me smile even though it's a Very Bad Day. *big hugs*

mpoetess

2002-11-06 05:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

Any time! Hope you day's gotten better,love. *Return hugs, postage paid*

gem225

2002-11-06 07:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

Thank you for the return hugs. *more hugs* The day's better now, finally, and you're a big part of that. I'm so lucky to have friends like you who care! :-)

zyre

2002-11-06 01:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

Tee!

mpoetess

2002-11-06 05:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

I know you are, but what am I? ;-)

ex_verdandi713

2002-11-06 02:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hahahaha dork! Oh, wait, I mean... *ahem* Thank heavens someone is speaking out against the madness.

mpoetess

2002-11-06 05:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

Well, if We don't, who will? Certainly not Them!

I am a dork. Yes.

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mpoetess

2002-11-06 05:20 pm (UTC) (Link)

Benaresq and I were joking about how quick people would see the purple prose in slash if we replaced every "throbbing shaft" with "wank lance."

Xander groaned as he threw back his head and impaled himself on Spike's thick, hard wank-lance....

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flambeau

2002-12-03 09:15 am (UTC) (Link)

Okay, wank-lance is totally a phrase that needs to be introduced into nsync fandom.

Or maybe that's redundant.

Also, I think I laughed first and pointed afterwards. I always have trouble with these things.</i>

giogio

2002-11-06 04:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

*Uses the dildo-shapd wank lance to beat on the plot bunnies some more*

Oh? You were saying?

*muses* you know, I could possibly use one of those kittens about three installments into the kink arc correctly being written...

Lord! Somebody stop me! *whimpers*

giogio

2002-11-06 04:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

Err. That was supposed to be "shaped" and "currently being written" and I just noticed how bad that sounded... uhm, no, of course I wouldn't do anything even remotely kinky to the poor little kittens, I was just very briefly and vaguely intrigued by the thought that if you could set a cat on somebody's back, you know, somebody who's restrained a little bit, and then train it to use it's claws in an interesting manner while traipsing up and down that back... *shiver*

'course that probably wouldn't work because cats are pretty much untrainable, aren't they?

mpoetess

2002-11-06 05:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

Nah. Just pour a line of parmesan cheese down the victim's back!

thebratqueen

2002-11-06 04:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

MP's cats - BNFs (Big Name Felines)

mpoetess

2002-11-06 04:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

Big Nasty Furballs!

calligrafiti

2002-11-06 05:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

That's an adorable community you've set up there. They're all adorable, but I especially like the one in the upper left-hand corner. S/He has a magnificent coat. Now I'm wishing I was in a situation where I could get a cat. [sigh]

mpoetess

2002-11-06 05:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

*bounce* Thank you.

That's my baby. (Who is actually the eldest. But she's still my baby.)

linbot

2002-12-03 05:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

I just have to jump in and say that your icon made me laugh out loud.

The look on his face is *perfect*. And wiping his mouth! I love icons like this, clever and all about the implication.

*ducks down again, still giggling*.

Linda.

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calligrafiti

2002-12-04 04:59 am (UTC) (Link)

Thank you! The EW pics are just *perfect* for this sort of thing. I guess they really know their audience.

saturn_girl

2002-11-06 07:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

Your kitties are so much lovelier than my mangled ratty cat who likes to lick herself to get nice and damp before she tromps through the clumping litter.

mpoetess

2002-11-08 05:42 am (UTC) (Link)

That's only because I don't have any pictures up of after they've been in the basement rollingin the dust. ;-)