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I ____ Mad Poetess.
Mad Poetess is ____.
If I were alone in a room with Mad Poetess, I would _______.
I think Mad Poetess should _____.
Mad Poetess needs ______.
I want to ____________ Mad Poetess.

sihaya09

2003-03-04 03:20 pm (UTC) (Link)

I admire Mad Poetess.
Mad Poetess is quite mature, yet often hysterically funny.
If I were alone in a room with Mad Poetess, I would feed her grapes.
I think Mad Poetess should make a Spike/Xander vid.
Mad Poetess needs an elephant on her roof. (Sorry, it just came to me.)
I want to thank Mad Poetess (for helping me get onto LJ and just being the wonderful person she is).

mpoetess

2003-03-04 05:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

I'm mature? Heeheeheeheeheehee
And you're right, I do need an elephant on my roof. Except it would be scareded of the cats. And I'd need to learn how to make a songvid, before I could make an S/X one!

And awww. Thankyou!

zortified

2003-03-04 03:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

I not sure what is this thing, Mad Poetess.
Mad Poetess is a unique construct.
If I were alone in a room with Mad Poetess, I would wonder where my cup was.
I think Mad Poetess should regulate does better.
Mad Poetess needs to be quick and acquiesent.
I want to buy my own Mad Poetess.

mpoetess

2003-03-04 06:29 pm (UTC) (Link)

I not sure what is this thing, Mad Poetess.

Mad Poetess is a self-cleaning toaster with automatic bagel slicing appendage.

Mad Poetess is a unique construct.

But she can be added to your amazon.com wishlist.

If I were alone in a room with Mad Poetess, I would wonder where my cup was.

I did not take your cup.

I think Mad Poetess should regulate does better.

Doe? A deer? A female deer?

Mad Poetess needs to be quick and acquiesent.

Yes, deer dear.

I want to buy my own Mad Poetess.

see above re amazon.com

faemovana

2003-03-04 03:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

I like Mad Poetess.
Mad Poetess is a funny, creative, and talented writer.
If I were alone in a room with Mad Poetess, I would have Spike spank Xander at her command.
I think Mad Poetess should get the ending she wants for the final Buffy episode.
Mad Poetess needs lots of Xander and Spike and Angel and Wes and Gunn.
I want to thank Mad Poetess.

mpoetess

2003-03-04 06:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

:-D

You mean the Spike/Xander spinoff episode?

byrne

2003-03-04 03:49 pm (UTC) (Link)

I canNOT wait to meet Mad Poetess.
Mad Poetess is going to wind up with a big pile of Adagio in the not too distant future. I hope.
If I were alone in a room with Mad Poetess, I would refrain from mentioning I'm not a cat person.
I think Mad Poetess should write centaur fic. What?
Mad Poetess needs chocolate and cat litter.
I want to hang out and have lots of coffee with Mad Poetess.

mpoetess

2003-03-04 06:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

Whee! Coffee! (Well, mocha. Real coffee is of the devil.)

You're right; I do need cat litter. Well, I need to bring the cat litter in from the car.


It's a good thing that I know a big pile of Adiago is a *good* thing! (Mental picture at the phrasing: "Eww! Who left this big pile of Adiago here?")

giogio

2003-03-04 03:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

I serve Mad Poetess.
Mad Poetess is my master.
If I were alone in a room with Mad Poetess, I would woe her.
I think Mad Poetess should finish that OC fic.
Mad Poetess needs to submit the finished OC fic to the archive.
I want to please Mad Poetess.

mpoetess

2003-03-04 06:40 pm (UTC) (Link)

You would woe me? What have I done to deserve such woe?

Oh wait --- woe *is* me. I forgot!

/me looks at OC fic. /me tries to remember what the plot was supposed to be.

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thebratqueen

2003-03-04 04:30 pm (UTC) (Link)

I enjoy the company of Mad Poetess.
Mad Poetess is a most spiffy writer.
If I were alone in a room with Mad Poetess, I would raid her zine collection. Assuming she has one.
I think Mad Poetess should write more Xander and Angel scenes with me in WV.
Mad Poetess needs more cats. Oh, wait -
I want to cough Mad Poetess. :P

mpoetess

2003-03-04 06:46 pm (UTC) (Link)

I enjoy the company of Mad Poetess.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Mad Poetess is a most spiffy writer.

Danke schön.

If I were alone in a room with Mad Poetess, I would raid her zine collection. Assuming she has one.

I do. It's very small, though, and mostly Blake's Seven slash.

I think Mad Poetess should write more Xander and Angel scenes with me in WV.

Note the careful way in which she did not say "Xander/Angel scenes" ;-P

Mad Poetess needs more cats. Oh, wait -

Mad Poetess needs more LitterMaids!

I want to cough Mad Poetess. :P

Ah, no, that's what the kids are calling it these days.


(no subject) - thebratqueen, 2003-03-04 07:14 pm (UTC) (Expand)

myriad69

2003-03-04 05:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ooooh!! Mad Poetess Libs! Hee!

mpoetess

2003-03-04 06:49 pm (UTC) (Link)

Yes! I need an adjective, a noun, a color, and two body parts.

wolfling

2003-03-04 05:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

I heart Mad Poetess.
Mad Poetess is a dork. But a cute dork.
If I were alone in a room with Mad Poetess, I would watch slashy shows on tape and talk far too much.
I think Mad Poetess should learn how to make song vids so I can dump all my vid bunnies on her.
Mad Poetess needs to not be so hard on herself regarding her writing. You're great and even the things you've thought sucked I've loved.
I want to write many more Giles/Spike stories with Mad Poetess.

mpoetess

2003-03-04 06:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

I want to learn to make songvids. But man -- there's like... a culture out there. They look at you. And critique you! And... it's like fanfic! There are *standards!* And I have no rhythm! /me cowers.

*smooch*

kestrelct

2003-03-04 05:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

I admire Mad Poetess.
Mad Poetess is way more talented than me.
If I were alone in a room with Mad Poetess, I would have a fangirl moment and embarass myself.
I think Mad Poetess should be given chocolate.
Mad Poetess needs the needed things of Mad Poetess. (Sorry. I've misplaced some sleep lately.)
I want to write like Mad Poetess.

mpoetess

2003-03-04 07:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

You mean you want to write two stories a year and whine about them unceasingly to all your friends and the unsuspecting public until they're done? ;-)

Thank you. And nonsense.

siobhan_w

2003-03-04 07:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

I love all fic written by Mad Poetess.
Mad Poetess is better than hot chocolate served by Spike and Xander
If I were alone in a room with Mad Poetess, I would ask her where she gets all her wonderful ideas
I think Mad Poetess should not beat herself up so much for her writing. She's very talented
Mad Poetess needs a new problem-free computer
I want to give Spike and Xander bearing premium chocolates to Mad Poetess

mpoetess

2003-03-05 06:05 am (UTC) (Link)

Mmmm! Thank you! And thank you. And thank you.:)

And happyhappy, have working keyboard. All is well with my computer.

journalkitten

2003-03-05 06:41 am (UTC) (Link)

I look forward to posts/fic by Mad Poetess.
MadPoetess is too hard on her own work.
If I were alone in a room with Mad Poetess, I would be happily squeeing at Connexions! ;-)
I think Mad Poetess should get more cats.
Mad Poetess needs either the amazing flushable cat box or a Spike/Xander double team backrub...your choice ;)
I want to get to better know Mad Poetess

mpoetess

2003-03-05 07:42 am (UTC) (Link)

I have to choose between the Spike/Xander backrub *or* the flushable litterbox? You're so mean!

If MadPoetess gets more cats, I'll *need* the flushable litterbox!


nakedwesley

2003-03-05 03:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

I bow down on my knees before Mad Poetess.
Mad Poetess is a slash-writing Goddess and a very cool chickie.
If I were alone in a room with Mad Poetess, I would bribe her with chocolate and get her to write more In-laws fic.
I think Mad Poetess should smile more, and enjoy life, because she deserves it.
Mad Poetess needs kitty contraceptives & Xander, Spike and a box of popsicles on a hot summer day. And Wesley doing a slow strip tease. Oh wait, that's me.
I want to hang out with Mad Poetess at Connexions.


mpoetess

2003-03-06 08:42 am (UTC) (Link)

No bowing and scraping, please. Sacrifices of closeup AD pics will be more then sufficient. (Dork.)

You need kitty contraceptives & Xander, Spike and a box of popsicles on a hot summer day? ;-)

Connexions! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

marguerite_26

2003-03-06 11:52 am (UTC) (Link)

I owe 50% of all the homoerotic images in my head to Mad Poetess.
Mad Poetess is responsible for my loss of innocence about the existence of fisting, um,well that might be wolfling too .
If I were alone in a room with Mad Poetess, I would try to lick her ankles
I think Mad Poetess should stop kicking me and let me lick her damn ankles
Mad Poetess needs to write a Faith/Andrew fic – just to prove her Faith/world theory
I want to give thanks for all the said images, loss of innocence and my icon (which caused me to have Billy Joel in my head for the past 2 days) to Mad Poetess

mpoetess

2003-03-06 03:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

Yay! Fisting!

You know, my life is very weird


Yay! Billy Joel!

Yay! Ankles!

What? Faith/Andrew? Fandrew? Hmm. Yes, every relationship Faith is in is a gay relationship.... but i wonder if Andrew is Just Too Gay for Faith?


jamaisneutral

2003-03-06 03:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

I adore Mad Poetess.
Mad Poetess is a bloody brilliant writer.
If I were alone in a room with Mad Poetess, I would ask her to tell me lots of Angel/Gunn/Wes Domestic Piranhas stories.
I think Mad Poetess should run for president
Mad Poetess needs erm... her own blow-up Spike?
I want to snog Mad Poetess.

mpoetess

2003-03-06 03:37 pm (UTC) (Link)

Aww! Thank you! (Though James should tell you Angel/Wes/Gunn stories. I will just make popcorn for you and feed you James' chocolate.)

Shudder. I would not run for president (well, I'm not old enough anyway) in this country if... um. Death is not an option? I think I'd choose eating nothing but sauerkraut for the rest of my life, first.

Well. I really hate sauerkraut. But politics... aggh! Are you *sure* death is not an option?

*smooch*

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mpoetess

2003-03-12 06:18 am (UTC) (Link)

Snerk! If you were alone in a room with MP you wouldn't get a word in edgewise, because *she'd* be babbling like a daft idiot.

And thank you.