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S/X Snippety sort of
Trog's fault. In re nekkid Xander and Spike, she said: ...I keep weaving little fantasies about where they are, and what they have been doing that is making Xander grin so widely, and Spike look so... relaxed.

I personally think it involves the both of them in the hot tub at the Beverly Hilton because Angel won't let them stay anywhere near *his* hotel after the last time, and Spike ducking down under the water to give Xander a blowjob. Only when he comes back up his face is so red from the heat that Xander can't help laughing and laughing at him, so hard he almost slides down and hits his head on the tub.

And Spike gets all pissy at being mocked, or really not, because he loves to hear Xander laugh but he won't say that so he pretends to be mad, and crosses his arms and kicks his feet in the water and won't talk to Xander until Xander grabs him and bends him over the edge of the tub and tongue-fucks him til he can't tell which way is up, which isn't helped by the fact that his head is upside down and he's staring at the wavy pattern on the outside of the fibreglass tub, unless it's real waves and his head's underwater; Spike doesn't know and doesn't really care, especially when Xander starts jerking him off with the same sweet maddening rhythm as his stabbing tongue.

All of which makes Spike a very tired and happy and most importantly pliable vampire, which Xander thinks is good because maybe it'll last the whole three hours till Buffy's wedding starts. Ok, maybe like in the way maybe hell will freeze over and maybe Giles won't go all misty-eyed and pretend there's something on his glasses when he's giving her away, but at least maybe Spike'll be brainfucked and relaxed long enough for Xander to slide him into the tux. And possibly he'll be woozy enough not to throw his entire bag of rice directly at Angel's head -- though Xander's figuring on blowing him in the vestry right before the ceremony, just in case.


2003-03-11 07:34 pm (UTC) (Link)




2003-03-12 06:07 am (UTC) (Link)


(Today should be Use At Least One French Word In Every Conversation Day, I think. In honor of previous post.)



2003-03-12 06:11 am (UTC) (Link)


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Re: hmmm......


2003-03-12 06:08 am (UTC) (Link)

Should I wait 4 days before saying thankyou, as a nod to legality? ;-)


2003-03-11 09:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

...guh. Again. ;P


2003-03-12 06:08 am (UTC) (Link)



2003-03-11 10:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

Xander grabs him and bends him over the edge of the tub and tongue-fucks him til ...

I'm sure there's more to this snippet that that, but my mind went *floom*. Can you be bored more often?


2003-03-12 06:09 am (UTC) (Link)

Oh yes. I can be bored a *lot*. Sadly, I usually can't write when I'm bored. Or, uh, not bored. Or, awake.


2003-03-12 01:04 am (UTC) (Link)

Good morning MP. I found this yummy in my mail-box when I woke up.

MP it's official. You make the best ways to wake up and face the day.

"...but at least maybe Spike'll be brainfucked and relaxed long enough for Xander to slide him into the tux"

I can just *see* that. Erotic lassitude. Spikes bones made rubber and skin frictionless. Xander can just smooth his clothes around him. Yummmmm.


Thanks doll.


2003-03-12 06:15 am (UTC) (Link)

I was thinking sort of like waffle batter (possibly because I just had one from the make-your-own-waffle bar at the caf). You just pour him in. (Then turn upside down for 2 minutes until he's done...)


2003-03-12 04:02 am (UTC) (Link)


Lovely smut and yet my very very favouritest bit was the rice bag throwing. *hands over Pervo Slasher badge* You know, I would love to see DP!Spike get DP! Angel all tied up and at his mercy one day. Not necessarily in a sexy way, even-- no, really, keep the badge.


2003-03-12 06:12 am (UTC) (Link)

Merci beaucoup. *Polishes Pervo Slasher Badge*

So DP!Spike needs to tie Angel up and put raspberry jam in his hair?


2003-03-12 05:05 am (UTC) (Link)

uh? hhhheeee....


2003-03-12 06:13 am (UTC) (Link)

Am I allowed to talk to you to say thank you?

You're from that place that Freedom Fries are from. You might be guilty by association.



2003-03-12 06:21 am (UTC) (Link)

thank me? for spike and xander's naughty things in hot tubs?
or for being from one of three countries (yup, there were three... france, germany AND belgium. We were overlooked. As usual. As with freedom fries. You try tellin people freedom fries were originally belgian until they were stolen by the french then renamed by the republicans before the start of "Gulfwar II: the Sequel!") that were against a UN resolution for Turkey and the putting of weapons and soldiers thereon?
or for... my inner beauty and sexiness??


2003-03-12 06:26 am (UTC) (Link)

All of the above?


2003-03-12 06:27 am (UTC) (Link)

On the other hand I can only say I have am completely innocent and have nothing to do with completely isolated countries putting question marks behind mister bush' eloquent speeches on his sense of boredom and realisation of failure of his home politics thus deciding to hide that failure by playing with guns. *hides anthrax under the bed*
Not me!
oh crap, the cat's getting to close to the "launch missile" button I had installed in the floor... here kitty kitty...


2003-03-12 05:52 am (UTC) (Link)

Bibble. Yerm. Yay!


2003-03-12 06:14 am (UTC) (Link)

Yaysquee! Thankyou!

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2003-03-12 06:14 am (UTC) (Link)

Eee! Your icon flashed me! My eyes! My eyes!

Er, thank you.

I vote yes.


2003-03-12 10:53 am (UTC) (Link)

Yes to all of that.

Mmmm. Mm. Yes.


I'm sorry, my brain's turned into that waffle batter you're so fond of. Leave a message and call back later.


2003-03-12 05:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

That was quite nice ----


2003-03-13 08:06 am (UTC) (Link)

Thank ye!


2003-03-12 09:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

You're amazing, and you make my head do silly things. I like try and write. But really...amazing. More. A lot. Please. ^_^


2003-03-13 08:06 am (UTC) (Link)

You *try*? ;-) Says I, after rereading Fear of Falling. Nice. Nicenicenice.


2003-03-13 01:26 pm (UTC) (Link)

*blushes insanely* You made my day life!