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I Blame the Dutch mpoetess
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And you thought *your* fandom was fucked up?

We are pleased to announce the union in Unholy Wedlock


byrne and mpoetess.

Officiating at the ceremony

(no matter how loudly she denies that she was there)

was the Right Wrong Reverend J. Gila zortified,

byrne's Master and and mpoetess'

Not present were byrne's husband, who has no say in the matter,

wolfling, who was busy buying a car, and

thefirstevil, who has been conspicuously silent on the whole sordid affair,
despite the obviousness of hir involvement.

mpoetess wishes it to be known that this is an open, poly marriage, and she can still be bought by any old body who happens to have a ton of cash, an amusing clock, and a sack of French porn. Or chocolate. All of which are also acceptable as wedding gifts.


2003-03-21 05:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

Congratulations! May your union be long and . . . erm, fruitful. Hey! You can make fanfic babies! Beautiful X/S or X/S/Giles, or . . . you know, whatever you'd like. So, yes. Fruitful. Please?


2003-03-21 05:32 pm (UTC) (Link)

Fruitful? Sure! We could make baby watermelons! And cherries!


2003-03-21 05:48 pm (UTC) (Link)

/me throws rice


2003-03-21 06:38 pm (UTC) (Link)

copied from my post to Byrne, cause this way you both have a copy...

And my first JournalFen comment ... couldn't be to a finer pair of kids. May you prosper together and be, er, fruitful.

Watermelon and cherry babies.

And fanfic babies.

And here's my gift to you both, a matching set of chocolate-covered Spike and Xander. es.


2003-03-21 07:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

Yayyay! We shall treasure them forev....gobblegobble... um. They were really good.


2003-03-21 06:51 pm (UTC) (Link)


Where's the honeymoon?

I've heard good things about the world of Victorian Vampires.



2003-03-21 07:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

I think we'd need to find a vampire to take with us, to protect us.

Mmm. Collars.


2003-03-22 02:33 am (UTC) (Link)


and french porn ya say? ;)

*hugs and kisses all around* hehe


2003-03-22 02:34 am (UTC) (Link)

Congratulations! *throws confetti*


2003-03-22 09:26 am (UTC) (Link)

*digs out Belgian Chocolate*
Here, have a côte d'or...
I wish I could have been a bridesmaid or something. Alas...


2003-03-22 02:43 pm (UTC) (Link)

Mmmmmm!mmmm!mmmm! Note to self and spouse -- must make friends with more Belgians! Danke!


2003-03-23 12:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

/me nods and agrees.

*dives for the chocolate*


2003-03-22 11:46 am (UTC) (Link)

*hands you French porn and a toaster*


2003-03-22 03:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

Mmm! Freedom porn!


2003-03-23 12:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

I married you for your sense of humour.

And you're really cute, too.

oh sure


2003-03-22 12:41 pm (UTC) (Link)

I go offline for a week and *this* happens?

I'll be in my corner, invitationless... chocolateless... clueless... priceless yet oddly enough penniless... senseless... and cuddling all the kittens I can hold. sigh.

Re: oh sure


2003-03-22 03:06 pm (UTC) (Link)


Don't be sad. It was a shotgun wedding. I almost didn't have time to invite byrne!

Re: oh sure


2003-03-23 12:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

Wanna come on our honeymoon? I hear there's going to be collars.



2003-03-23 06:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

See, J and I go to E-ville and you go and get married on us. How could you, you could have at least invited me. And on my birthday, even?

But I can't help myself, I so love a wedding. /sniff

May your days be short (and work easy) and your nights long (for the writing of much smut).


2003-03-23 07:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hey, I didn't even invite Jen! It was a spur of the moment thing. Y'know, pick up some chips, get an oil change, drive through the chapel...

Mazel tov!


2003-03-24 07:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

*sniff* I always cry at my weddings...

Oh, wait, this isn't one of my weddings.


S. daWonderSheep

Re: Mazel tov!


2003-03-24 08:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

You can cry for me at the Robin-Spiffy wedding!

Oh, I'll be crying then, too...


2003-03-25 07:32 am (UTC) (Link)

*sniffle* Why are all my wives straight?

S. daWonderSheep