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Ok, since snoopygirll took me to task...
;-)

My Xander:

Always wanted to be Inigo, when Willow said "Let's play Princess Bride." Not for the cool sword -- but so he could pretend he had a father who would have died to protect him. One he'd die to avenge. He always played Westley, though, because Willow asked him to, and there wasn't much else he could say but "As you wish" when it came to her.

(Jesse played Prince Humperdink, since *somebody* had to be the bad guy, and anyway how cool was it to actually get away with saying 'hump 'er, dink!' without getting yelled at?)

My Spike:

Read the book, would eat worms before admitting it, and would eat worms pickled in holy water before admitting that he used to play Westley for Dru. Though he did like the outfit.

__

(Edit: See, it has, like, narration and stuff. So I'm not really naked. I'm just wearing a really slutty low-cut top.)

hmmm, so I guess you're naked now?

Anonymous

2003-05-11 09:52 pm (UTC) (Link)

Anyway, that's quite loverly.

Hump 'er, Dink!
S. da WonderSheep

Re: hmmm, so I guess you're naked now?

mpoetess

2003-05-11 10:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

*flashes you*

oh yeah?

Anonymous

2003-05-12 07:20 pm (UTC) (Link)

*flashes you right back*

That'll larn ya.
S. Da WonderSheep

myriad69

2003-05-11 10:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

*snort*

and I heart your icon!!

"What's that, Brain?"

mpoetess

2003-05-12 06:33 am (UTC) (Link)

"I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking? What would the children look like?"

rusty_halo

2003-05-11 10:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

This is perfect characterization, and absolutely awesome that you used "The Princess Bride" to do it. You're brilliant. :)

mpoetess

2003-05-12 06:37 am (UTC) (Link)

Nah, just obsessed with pseudo-literary references. You're lucky it wasn't The Last Unicorn. ;-)

Don't crowd me, man -- I *will* compare Xander to Schmendrick. I will! I'm not bluffing!

backfromspace

2003-05-11 10:29 pm (UTC) (Link)

You realize that your icon could just as easily read "Kinky." as a response instead of "Pinky?" as the rest of a single sentence, right? And that I keep misreading it as saying that?

Mm. Kinky.

mpoetess

2003-05-12 06:39 am (UTC) (Link)

They're kinky and the pain, they're kinky and the pain,
One is a carpenter, the other's...uh. Well, insane. Still. Pretty much.

backfromspace

2003-05-12 06:41 pm (UTC) (Link)

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"

...

"Kinky."

Although I have to say your song is a stroke of genious. Hur hur.

mpoetess

2003-05-13 09:33 am (UTC) (Link)

No, I got that. ;-) I was just running with the theme.

backfromspace

2003-05-13 04:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

You know what "themes" rhymes with?!

beams!!

mpoetess

2003-05-13 05:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

You've had coffee, haven't you!

backfromspace

2003-05-13 06:39 pm (UTC) (Link)

perhaps!!

*skitters off*

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mpoetess

2003-05-12 06:41 am (UTC) (Link)

Well, the Man In Black outfit. He wasn't too enthused about the Farm Boy togs.

snoopygirll

2003-05-12 01:07 am (UTC) (Link)

Aww beautiful. My thoughts exactly that I never knew were there. Thank you.

I'm not really naked. I'm just wearing a really slutty low-cut top

Looks good on you. :-)


mpoetess

2003-05-12 06:42 am (UTC) (Link)

Looks good on you

Only because there's nothing much to fall out of it!

byrne

2003-05-12 06:09 am (UTC) (Link)

/me squees quietly and glomps your Spike and Xander.


mpoetess

2003-05-12 06:43 am (UTC) (Link)

My Xander enjoys being glomped. My Spike would never admit to it.

kaytee4ever

2003-05-12 10:22 am (UTC) (Link)

Read the book, would eat worms before admitting it, and would eat worms pickled in holy water before admitting that he used to play Westley for Dru. Though he did like the outfit.

*big grins* heh heh heh


miss_edith

2003-05-13 07:33 am (UTC) (Link)

I love your spike & your xander (big surprise).

Can I have them?

mpoetess

2003-05-13 10:47 am (UTC) (Link)

No! Mine!

um. I might share. If you give me candy.

miss_edith

2003-05-13 11:54 am (UTC) (Link)

Meanie!

Oh Wait !

*dangles Chrleston Chew*

mpoetess

2003-05-13 12:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

It has to be not-chocolate candy. I have chocolate.

miss_edith

2003-05-13 12:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

gah - this is hard work

*goes fishing*

*catches a pound of swedish fish (red only)*

mpoetess

2003-05-13 12:56 pm (UTC) (Link)

yumglomp

those, I will take.


miss_edith

2003-05-13 12:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

yay!

*snuggles with Spike & Xander & MP*