August 28th, 2001

Francine - harvest

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1. I want the other computer back.

2. See #1.

3. I'm going to bed now.

4. Shut up, Jen. I can hear you snickering.

5. Feel Our Pain is...interesting. A couple of right-on rants, and some that make me twitch. You know, when they get too close to you and you can feel them breathing down the back of your neck.

So I think they have entertainment potential. Until they find me, of course, then I'll have to suddenly decide that they're just as nasty as I really do think the BTS are. For now, though, it's kind of a cool site. Even though they dis Tiny Smiles, without naming names. (It's AU, folks. And it's meant to be slightly OOC. It's an escapist happy-piece. I agree with the sentiment, but you missed the point of the story if you really think it's a legit example of Spike-emasculation.)

5. Yes mom, I'm going to bed now.

6. Oops, that was supposed to be 6, and this should be 7. Shows you why I'm an English major.
Francine - harvest

I lied...

But only because I remembered that I hadn't ever reposted this with the correct answers.

Because... um... because. Because I surf LJ's too much. But dammit, I did code two pages.

The Nine Truths and A Lie Thing

1. I can touch my nose with my tongue.

True. Jen fakes people out by doing the "I can stick out my tongue and touch my nose" gag, touching her nose with her finger, then I go in for the kill and do the real thing. Screw karaoke; it's a great party trick.

Um, if we ever went to parties.

2. I have no gall bladder.

True. Just four teeny little scars. Which are the only thing teeny and little about me, besides my nose.

3. The orginal DoubleMint Twins were in my uncle's graduation class in high school.

True. It's his claim to fame. Well that, and this:

Me: (In butch voice, quoting Disney's Hunchback) Phoebus. It means Sun God!

Ron: Beavis means Sun God? Then I guess Butthead must mean Moon God.

He's sixty-one. He was fifty-nine at the time. It was frickin' funny, dangit.

4. I have never seen the orginal Buffy movie.

Buzzzzzz. Incorrect. Saw, loved, was half the reason I didn't start watching the series until Season 3. Until summer repeats of S3. Mabiana got it right.

5. I've never been drunk (at least to my knowledge.)

True. Boring, but true. A drink or two has occasionally made me sleepy, but that's it. Ah, the party life.

6. I once met Bozo the Clown.

True. Ish. I saw him at a public appearance. My mother shook his hand. I can't remember if I did or not.

7. I can move my eyes independantly of one another.

True. I look like a complete and utter dork. This is distinguished from my usual appearance by the fact that I look like a complete and utter dork with her eyes rolling in opposite directions.

8. I once scratched my initials in a CD.

Um... Yeah. That would be the Buffy CD. My depth-perception was playing tricks on me, and seeing the silver text on top as an etching instead of paint, and... um... So anyway, it only skips on the two songs that I hate anyway, and um... Look, it was like the 8th CD I ever bought. Give me a break, or I'll throw 8-tracks at you.

9. My middle name is Angela.

Also boring-but-true. I suppose it's more interesting than Lynn, Lee/Leigh, or Jo, which seem to be the most popular middle names to go with Amy.

10. I have a bed in my closet.

True. It's a camp bed. It's a big closet. Bring on the innuendo. ;-)