If I did nothing else in my 28 years upon this earth I got Zort and Wolfling to use my adapted userpics. I am accomplished. I am also melting clocks:
If I was a work of art, I would be Salvador Dali's Persistence of Memory.
I am a surreal landscape composed of several disjointed and bizarre components. I like to keep an eye on the time, although the very concept is fluid for me. People are never sure what they are seeing when they look at me.