Mad Poetess will finish this chapter of CG this weekend if it k...k... ok, not if it kills her, but possibly even if it kills her neightbors and any small annoying lapdogs in the vicinity.
That is all.
Other than this:
Better a lapdog to a slip of a girl, than a...git.
~The wit and wisdom of Edmund Blackadder.
And a slashy favourite, sort of:
The streets have never been so gay. Women are laughing, children are singing . . . oh, look! Look! There's a man being indecently assaulted by nine foreign sailors . . . and he's still got a smile on his face!
~Lord Percy Percy, heir to the Duchy of Northumberland, and utter berk