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March 21st, 2003 
Francine - harvest


We are pleased to announce the union in Unholy Wedlock


of


byrne and mpoetess.


Officiating at the ceremony

(no matter how loudly she denies that she was there)

was the Right Wrong Reverend J. Gila zortified,

byrne's Master and and mpoetess'...er...uh...lizard.


Not present were byrne's husband, who has no say in the matter,

wolfling, who was busy buying a car, and

thefirstevil, who has been conspicuously silent on the whole sordid affair,
despite the obviousness of hir involvement.



mpoetess wishes it to be known that this is an open, poly marriage, and she can still be bought by any old body who happens to have a ton of cash, an amusing clock, and a sack of French porn. Or chocolate. All of which are also acceptable as wedding gifts.

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