The package that the mailman didn't have? The UPS guy had. At about 6 pm, because he was running late.
And inside it?
Was a jar of the bestest and most amazingest raspberry honey ever
. From _green_
. Who sent it 2nd day air.
Consider yourself worshipped, _green_
. Also, licked. But, you know. Hygenically, so you won't get sick.
Was there a complete sentence in this entire post?