Random moment of brain-drainage from this weekend, paraphrased:
At my cousin's house, discussing horror films.
Cousin L: But have you seen Freddy vs. Jason? That's like the ultimate one that everyone was waiting for.
Me: Actually, bleh. I've seen all the Elm Street movies and followed the plotlines, but I hate Jason; he's just a big idiot with a chainsaw. Now what would work better would be Freddy vs. Michael Myers, because Michael's actually somewhat scary.
L's husband M: Yeah! That's what I was thinking too. Or even better, Jason and
Michael, and then they could have a three-way.
, Cousin L (who knows of Teh Slash, more or less): [head in hands] Eyes! Brain! Agghghgh!
M: That is not
, Cousin L: Eyes! Brain! Agghghgh!