, who got it from a co-worker.
Mattel recently announced the release of eleven limited-edition Barbie Dolls for the Greater Indianapolis market: ( except not reallyCollapse )Best Evarrrr And Completely True:Broad Ripple Barbie:
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, arch less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Broad Ripple Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free. ( moreCollapse )
ETA: Even more amused; on a suspicion, I googled "This doll is made of actual tofu." The whole thing, with variations, has been applied and re-applied to various regions all over the U.S. ~ I could be annoyed, but why bother -- it's even more hilarious that a) it fits and b) these (stereo)types are so ubiquitous.