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World's Most Generic Rant
(Feel free to use for your own ranting requirements. Want, take, have. Customize as needed. Must share. If you don't give me credit in your keywords, I'll hold my breath til I turn blue.)


Dear Annoying People Everywhere:

Just. Shut. Up.

Thank you,

_(My name here)__

chocgood84

2003-05-22 03:46 pm (UTC) (Link)

*Hug* I love you!

mpoetess

2003-05-22 05:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

Which makes you silly, but not annoying. ;-)

Re:

chocgood84

2003-05-23 08:55 am (UTC) (Link)

Yay! I'm not annoying. Oh, btw, me and
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Yay! I'm not annoying. Oh, btw, me and <lj-user"bloodroses27"> had a buffy party to celebrate the <strike>series</strike> season finale, and she made Count Chocula treats!!! They were the best. And I danced with spike...so much fun.

luvs_phoenix

2003-05-22 04:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

I have a tee-shirt says:

Want.Take.Have. on the front.

It's all about the ID. on the back.

:D

mpoetess

2003-05-22 05:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

Why would anyone want to take or have my identification?

To perpetrate credit card fraud?

Oh, waaaaaiiiiittttt.....

</clueless>

hee! I love the id. Especially Buffy's id. This is why Beer, Bad is a classic episode, and no one believes me.

luvs_phoenix

2003-05-22 06:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

I do I do!

ladycat777

2003-05-22 04:52 pm (UTC) (Link)

*pets amy*

mpoetess

2003-05-22 05:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hee! I'm not even cranky anymore.

I love this rant though -- you can use it at any time, and it's always good and true and accurate and can apply to anybody from the guy in the cube behind me (who is for the most part a sweetie, but that'snot the point) to George W. Bush.

snoopygirll

2003-05-22 05:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

How do you use it though? Is it a calming thing you just look at? Because you couldn't, like, e-mail it to someone or print it out and stick it under their windscreen wiper, could you? And if you did then 'Annoying People Everyone' would have to be replaced with the specific offender's name. It's really not very practical.

What's that? My e-mail address? What do you want that for. . .well okay but remember snoopygirll has TWO Ls. ;-)



mpoetess

2003-05-22 05:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

No, you can post it on your own LJ. Or put a little sign above your cubicle at work.

And you can customize it to something like "Annoying Customers Everywhere: Just Shut Up" or "Mute People Everywhere..." uh... er...

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snoopygirll

2003-05-22 07:12 pm (UTC) (Link)

Yep. That would work. :-)

treebee

2003-05-22 08:41 pm (UTC) (Link)

Thank you!

Totally stealing, um borrowering, um sharing! Yes that's it! Totally sharing this. *g*

mpoetess

2003-05-22 11:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

Don't *make* me hold my breath....

treebee

2003-05-23 05:32 am (UTC) (Link)

But...I'm sure blue is a lovely shade for you! *eg*

Ok, I'll be good. Promise to give you full credit. *Pout* You're no fun *Pout*

:P