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World's Most Generic Rant
(Feel free to use for your own ranting requirements. Want, take, have. Customize as needed. Must share. If you don't give me credit in your keywords, I'll hold my breath til I turn blue.)

Dear Annoying People Everywhere:

Just. Shut. Up.

Thank you,

_(My name here)__


2003-05-22 03:46 pm (UTC) (Link)

*Hug* I love you!


2003-05-22 05:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

Which makes you silly, but not annoying. ;-)



2003-05-23 08:55 am (UTC) (Link)

Yay! I'm not annoying. Oh, btw, me and
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Yay! I'm not annoying. Oh, btw, me and <lj-user"bloodroses27"> had a buffy party to celebrate the <strike>series</strike> season finale, and she made Count Chocula treats!!! They were the best. And I danced with much fun.


2003-05-22 04:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

I have a tee-shirt says:

Want.Take.Have. on the front.

It's all about the ID. on the back.



2003-05-22 05:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

Why would anyone want to take or have my identification?

To perpetrate credit card fraud?

Oh, waaaaaiiiiittttt.....


hee! I love the id. Especially Buffy's id. This is why Beer, Bad is a classic episode, and no one believes me.


2003-05-22 06:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

I do I do!


2003-05-22 04:52 pm (UTC) (Link)

*pets amy*


2003-05-22 05:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hee! I'm not even cranky anymore.

I love this rant though -- you can use it at any time, and it's always good and true and accurate and can apply to anybody from the guy in the cube behind me (who is for the most part a sweetie, but that'snot the point) to George W. Bush.


2003-05-22 05:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

How do you use it though? Is it a calming thing you just look at? Because you couldn't, like, e-mail it to someone or print it out and stick it under their windscreen wiper, could you? And if you did then 'Annoying People Everyone' would have to be replaced with the specific offender's name. It's really not very practical.

What's that? My e-mail address? What do you want that for. . .well okay but remember snoopygirll has TWO Ls. ;-)


2003-05-22 05:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

No, you can post it on your own LJ. Or put a little sign above your cubicle at work.

And you can customize it to something like "Annoying Customers Everywhere: Just Shut Up" or "Mute People Everywhere..." uh... er...



2003-05-22 07:12 pm (UTC) (Link)

Yep. That would work. :-)


2003-05-22 08:41 pm (UTC) (Link)

Thank you!

Totally stealing, um borrowering, um sharing! Yes that's it! Totally sharing this. *g*


2003-05-22 11:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

Don't *make* me hold my breath....


2003-05-23 05:32 am (UTC) (Link)

But...I'm sure blue is a lovely shade for you! *eg*

Ok, I'll be good. Promise to give you full credit. *Pout* You're no fun *Pout*