And the only name he had a chance to claim was 'Dribbles.' You know, if he'd grown up, he would've at least got a less sucky name.
The not-sad stuff is below.
from The Geekado
Riley: Hey, aren't you a vampire? Why are you hanging out in daylight, albeit in a shady spot? And shouldn't you be trying to kill us or something?
Spike: I should. And two years ago, I would've. I started out as a villain, you see. But it wasn't long before everyone noticed that I was incredibly cool.
Riley: Yes, I've noticed that myself.
Spike: My coolness prevented me from being killed off as all villains should be. However, I couldn't remain on the show in my former capacity. So I had to take over the job of snarky comic relief. Reluctatly, I accepted the position, humiliating as it was.
Riley: Along with the multi-year contract and a spot in the opening credits? How self-sacrificing of you.
Spike: And don't you forget it.
-- Marina Frants
Bwhahahahahaha. Ahem. I've read it before, but what with the Redemtionista/evil!Spike/Xanderneedsasto