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Pancake Schmoop! Pancake Schmoop!
thebratqueen was pinged last week for grifyn's series of Fans on the Run interrogations interviews. It's sort of the snarky antimatter version of the Friday Five, and each victim honoree chooses the next lucky player, and provides an additional, specific question for him/her. roseveare picked on TBQ. She in turn gloveslapped moi.

And there it be.

(And I tried to skew the Chinese-telephone aspect of the game by picking someone who's not a member of my extended brainshare, and has a whole slew of fandoms and fannish activities in addition to Buffy.)

grifyn

2003-06-06 12:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

Gloveslapped. I like that. Can I use that in the next one? Mad Poetess gloveslapped Katemonkey.

And I knew you were trying to skew the Fans on the Run process. I knew it when you were picked. "This one will try to skew it. I just have a feeling..." Then again, I sometimes think the government is poisoning our orange juice, so it probably doesn't mean anything.

mpoetess

2003-06-06 12:30 pm (UTC) (Link)

Can I use that in the next one? Mad Poetess gloveslapped Katemonkey.

I dunno -- I'm a big sissy! Kate might slap me back!


Then again, I sometimes think the government is poisoning our orange juice, so it probably doesn't mean anything

The government is skewing the Fans on the Run process! Not me. They're doing it because you found out about the orange juice thing.

grifyn

2003-06-06 12:39 pm (UTC) (Link)

I dunno -- I'm a big sissy! Kate might slap me back!

It might be kind of erotic, though. Ever thought of that?

> > Then again, I sometimes think the government is poisoning our orange juice, so it probably doesn't mean anything

The government is skewing the Fans on the Run process! Not me. They're doing it because you found out about the orange juice thing.

Shit. And I'm out of aluminum foil.

mpoetess

2003-06-06 12:49 pm (UTC) (Link)

Eeeeek! A squirrel!

[hides under the couch]

grifyn

2003-06-06 12:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

Your terrible fear of squirrels did not come out in the interview. I have failed in my journalistic pursuit.

mpoetess

2003-06-06 01:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

I'm not afraid of them. Geez.

They're spies...

kenyacandoit

2003-06-06 12:33 pm (UTC) (Link)

That was LOL funny! I loved the haiku and seeing the "Oh God, hurry and take the damn picture so I can stop flexing. I *am* 40 years old, you know!" shot of James is always of the good, corset or no.

mpoetess

2003-06-06 12:48 pm (UTC) (Link)

*g* Thank you. I thank you, Bruce thanks you, Sid thanks you...

I think the man is gorgeous and talented and really kind of a nice, funny guy -- but man, can he be a tool, at times. Vanity, thy name is...

byrne

2003-06-06 01:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

And that is why I married you.

*smooooooch*

mpoetess

2003-06-06 01:51 pm (UTC) (Link)

Because I would blow Joss Whedon in exchange for canon S/X slash? ;-)

ivyincubus

2003-06-06 02:00 pm (UTC) (Link)

Who among us *wouldn't* blow Joss for some canon S/X? Anyone who tells you differently is lying and possibly a squirrel.

Re:

byrne

2003-06-06 02:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

Nod nod nod

Your willingness to do what it takes to get what you want!

And your mind. Yeah, I love you for your mind. And your manips. And your poetry.

The blowjob thing? Added bonus.

Ohhhh maybe if a bunch of us helped you (cheered you on, joined in, whatever) we could turn him into such a mess that he'd do our bidding and we could have whatever we wanted.

zortified

2003-06-06 01:26 pm (UTC) (Link)

You're weird.

mpoetess

2003-06-06 01:53 pm (UTC) (Link)

Yeah -- and I'm the good one. Imagine how weird the others must be.

Two things

thebratqueen

2003-06-06 02:57 pm (UTC) (Link)

1) The monky is still protecting me from your subject line

2) Put that ketchup anywhere near pasta and I will sic my backup monkey on you

Re: Two things

mpoetess

2003-06-06 03:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

[puts ketchup on pasta]

[puts ketchup on monkey]

Mmm. Monkey.

[puts ketchup on pancakes]

[puts ketchup on TBQ]

[lick]

[yuck]

[puts barbecue sauce on TBQ]

[lick]

Mmmmmmmm. BBQTBQ.

Re: Two things

ci5rod

2003-06-06 05:45 pm (UTC) (Link)

Yuck. Ketchup is an abomination not to be tolerated by all right-thinking gastronomes. Here, try this.

[hands over bottle of HP sauce]

I've got a shelf full of other stuff if you want to experiment. Just be careful with the lime pickle, OK?


Re: Two things

mpoetess

2003-06-08 03:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

Silly, silly British man....

I'll be having neither the lime pickle, nor the calf's foot jelly...

You live a life of crime and you have to travel light.

drax

2003-06-09 04:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

And here I assumed that you turning to a life of crime would mean I drove you to it, in which case EWWWWWW, why pack a corpse in a suitcase?

Unless of course, instead of driving you to it, I am actually driving. In which case I should like to point out that Thelma and Louise is NOT in our video library for a damned good reason.

And don't think I didn't notice that I get packed AFTER the catsup and the BtVS epps...

Re: You live a life of crime and you have to travel light.

mpoetess

2003-06-09 04:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

Don't be silly -- you can't drive from inside the suitcase.

Silly, silly Jen.