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1. I AM the Good One.
2. I am hungry.

Bare taut ass flexed, then rolled away. "No, I get it. Fine."

Sigh. "Betty, *I* have no problem with rimming."


"But... Tonguie's straight."


2003-07-10 06:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

*de-lurks for half a mo'* Would you be offended if I said, I never have a damned clue what you're talking about in your LJ, but am somehow still entertained? :)


2003-07-11 06:48 am (UTC) (Link)


It's text-message slash (i.e. 125 characters or less) for the movie "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist" which is a kung fu spoof that uses digital imaging to put a couple of live actors into an actual kung fu movie from the late 60's, then gives the whole thing a new soundtrack. "Betty," otherwise known as Master Pain, is the bad guy; the Chosen One is the good guy. Tonguie is. Er. His tongue. Which is prehensile and self-aware. Which is why he's the Chosen One.

Really, I could not make this shit up if I tried.

Plus, zortified claims that she is the Good One. But she is not. I am.



2003-07-11 07:53 am (UTC) (Link)

Ahhh... it all makes so much more sense now. A scary kinda porn sense. But, sense, just the same. :)

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Re: And at that point, the Chosen One learned a valuable lesson...


2003-07-11 06:50 am (UTC) (Link)

"No, Betty, I can't ask my hamster friends to do that for you...."