For background on who Asshat is, go here.
For this morning's scarily zenlike encounter with the Asshat, go here:
Conversations With Asshat!
I think I'm most amused that both Asshat and Bitchy automatically assume the person talking to them is Kita.
Asshat is online (as it were) and will take questions/comments from callers and/or trolls, should anyone desire to offer them.