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Indiana -- 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free!
{cracks my shit up}

Courtesy sarabi



Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Home of the headless drivers

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars Hard At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing crazies, and Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto right here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To an Attorney .....

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: Home of Lake Erie and the Mistake By The Lake (Cleveland)

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Edjucashun State

Texas: Si' Hablo Ingles

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men .... and the sheep are scared!

behindblue_eyes

2003-09-08 03:33 pm (UTC) (Link)

Well, you pegged my state. There are about 15 Miller's in the English department alone here at Northern Kentucky University. :)

flowery_twat

2003-09-08 03:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oh lord - between your icon and these mottos I'm laughing so much I'm gonna hurt myself.
Ooops - too late.
Ow!

sisabet

2003-09-08 09:20 pm (UTC) (Link)

I can vouch for the veracity of Kentucky. Also - I have one of the 15 names.

Other States I have lived in: Louisiana - yep. Tennessee - also yep.

sarabi

2003-09-08 04:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

Glad you liked it so much. I'm not sure that Cleveland is *the* mistake on the lake, tho. More like one of the mistakes on the lake.

grifyn

2003-09-08 04:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Or, as we like to say: Pretty soon they'll all have a natural beard. If you know what I mean.

mpoetess

2003-09-09 09:36 am (UTC) (Link)

Bwah!!

firehorse

2003-09-08 06:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ...

We have sugar beets, too! (former ID resident) The Hawai'ian is completely fucked, but the sentiment is pretty accurate.

raincitygirl

2003-09-08 06:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

Laughing too hard. Can't breathe.

kattahj

2003-09-08 11:42 pm (UTC) (Link)

Loved it. And yeah, particularly the crack about Massachusetts. (Waving my blue/yellow tax hell Swedish flag. *g*)

bloodroses27

2003-09-09 02:29 am (UTC) (Link)

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

YES! Drives us NUTS!