Dear random html generator script on Slash City: Why do you hate me? I do not hate you. In fact, I think the concept of you is pretty cool, hence me trying to partake of your services. Yet, though I follow the directions to the cut-and-paste letter, you do not work. You mock and laugh at me. Though I am enterprising and adapt the directions to reflect the fact that the page on which I want you to make pretty text appear is not in the top-level public_html directory, still you make no pretty text appear. Still, you jeer at me.
Do I smell?
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