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An Open Letter To miss_f_travers


I hate to start another fandom kerwhoositwotzits, and I don't ever usually flame people on LJ, but you know? Some people haven't earned common courtesy.

Warning, strong language and adult content within.



Dear Francesca Travers:

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE NOW IN A HORRIBLY EMBARRASSING WAY AND OH YEAH DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!! AND DID I MENTION DIE BITCH DIE?? I DIDN'T? OH! DIE! YOU'RE A POOPY HEAD! DIE!



kthxbi,
Me

PS. Die now.



P.P.S. Yes, you may consider that a spoiler.


ETA: P.P.P.S. Per kindkit's excellent suggestion: And after you die, burn in Hell.


nostalgia_lj

2003-09-12 03:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

*blinks* Did I miss something?

mpoetess

2003-09-12 03:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

*g*

*points to P.P.S. link*

djinanna

2003-09-12 03:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

Well, *I* never liked her. She was obviously not raised properly by [Bad username: mr_q_travers_dec] -- not that I'd trust *him* to raise a zombie gerbil.

Um ... she's not gonna kill Xander, is she? ::whimpers at the thought::

mpoetess

2003-09-12 03:12 pm (UTC) (Link)

Nonono. I think I can say without being *actually* spoilery that Wolfling and Magpie don't do bad things to good Xanders.

djinanna

2003-09-12 03:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

::relieved sigh::

I've been waiting since the introduction of Ms Travers for her to do something dastardly to Our Heroes (aka The Pervy Old Sex Gods), and I have great hopes of them triumphing in the end (no pun intended), but when Xander is near Evil Bad Mean Nasty Womenfolk, I tend to get nervous, as you might well imagine.

And he's so adorable in this series, too! I need to tell Our Gracious Authoresses that, too.

::nuzzles the Gracious Lady Beta, who is, of course, the Good One -- even when she's flaming Evil-Doers::

djinanna

2003-09-12 03:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

[Bad username in LJ tag] is, of course, Mr Q Travers, deceased. I guess he's moved over to DeadJournal now...

mpoetess

2003-09-12 03:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

bwahahahahahahah!



*does not go make a deadjournal for him*

wolfling

2003-09-12 03:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

Wolfling laughs evilly until she notices she's being watched, then starts whistling innocently

>;-)

backfromspace

2003-09-12 03:45 pm (UTC) (Link)

Moose confused.

mpoetess

2003-09-12 03:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

kitten points to following post. ;-)

mpoetess

2003-09-12 04:03 pm (UTC) (Link)

By which I mean actual post, not comment.

backfromspace

2003-09-12 05:14 pm (UTC) (Link)

Moose read other entry. Moose still confused.

Why with the Travershate?

mpoetess

2003-09-13 09:41 pm (UTC) (Link)

Travers evil interfering bitca! Does bad things to Giles and Ethan!

wesleysgirl

2003-09-12 03:49 pm (UTC) (Link)

I AM IN COMPLETE AGREEMENT!!!

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE BITCH DIE!!!

janedavitt

2003-09-12 03:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

Word! (Always wanted to say that, even if I'm not exactly sure what it means, apart from emphatic agreement.)I am one of those who eagerly added hating her to my interests when someone invented it ::grin::

mpoetess

2003-09-12 03:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

There's a new FT-related interest -- it's the "PS die now" link. ;-)

mpoetess

2003-09-12 03:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

Word! (Always wanted to say that, even if I'm not exactly sure what it means, apart from emphatic agreement.)

I think it actually mutated from the rap phrase "Word to your mother." Which would be the gospel truth, because would I/you lie to your mother?

Don't answer that.

janedavitt

2003-09-12 04:03 pm (UTC) (Link)

Heh, I won't. Interesting; thanks! I remember Fred asking Gunn if she was allowed to say 'word' ::g::

kindkit

2003-09-16 04:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

Your eloquent letter to Ms. Travers expressed my feelings quite well, but I'd like to add one final sentiment: After you die, burn in hell.

mpoetess

2003-09-17 06:43 am (UTC) (Link)

So noted -- in fact, original letter amended to reflect most excellent suggestion.