I'm so not doing that "I want mpoetess to write _______" thing. A) because I can predict the answers, B) because those answers will just make me feel guilty about not writing them, and C) because even though I don't think it's self-involved, just amusing, I'll feel self-involved if I do it (I did last time) so there's that.
Also I will be spamming today. ;-)
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