The package that the mailman didn't have? The UPS guy had. At about 6 pm, because he was running late.
And inside it?
Was a jar of the bestest and most amazingest raspberry honey ever. From _green_. Who sent it 2nd day air.
Consider yourself worshipped, _green_. Also, licked. But, you know. Hygenically, so you won't get sick.
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