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Lovely. Another Protection Week.


The Shrub is at it again. Check out the latest piece of governmental wankery.

Such bullshit. I'm for civil disobedience on this one. How about you guys?


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myriad69

2003-11-14 10:42 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hey, if I spank you, would I get in trouble? Because I am, after all, Canadian.

So you know I'd ask nicely first, and then say Thank You.

mpoetess

2003-11-19 07:21 am (UTC) (Link)

I believe you're immune to the Act. So go for it!

dancetomato

2003-11-15 01:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

GIP. :smacks MP on the sitty down part and cops a gratuituous feel in the process::

I hope that the Secret Service is not reading this post. If so ::clears throat:: It's not Spanking Time for MP. Nosireebob.

Anonymous

2003-11-17 04:43 pm (UTC) (Link)

We'll be sending someone around shortly. Please have your passport, attorney, and birth certificate ready, as well as at least a three month change of clothing.

~Bob, US Secret Service

Anonymous

2003-11-17 05:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

THIS IS AN AUTOMATED REPLY.

THE LIVEJOURNAL USER YOU HAVE ATTEMPTED TO CONTACT IS UNKNOWN. SHE HAS MOVED. TO BOLIVIA. TO HERD SHEEP. SHE KNOWS NOTHING OF SPANKIN' TIME.

IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE SECRET SERVICE HAS MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO THAN PUT THE SQUEEZE ON INNOCENT TOMATOES. WHO HAVE NOT SPANKED ANYONE. NO ONE AT ALL. CERTAINLY NOT ONE MP.

highlander_ii

2003-11-16 07:37 am (UTC) (Link)

*snort*

First thought that came to my mind was a quote from Angel from S5 of AtS -- that one "I have no problem spanking men." --- send Angel to do some spanking... ;)


mpoetess

2003-11-17 04:39 pm (UTC) (Link)

But I don't want Angel to spank men! (Well, ok, I do, but not only men.) I want Angel to spank me!

highlander_ii

2003-11-18 04:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

I don't have any problems with that. You can have Angel spank you all he wants - or all you want...

Wow, I'm really easy-going... ;)


mishamcm

2003-11-17 02:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

This is an outrage! I, for one, am going to dedicate this week to spanking Mad Poetess. I fully intend for Mad Poetess' posterior to be so red it Glows In The Dark. And none of Dubya's stormtroopers shall stay my hand. None, I say!

Furthermore, I shall endeavour to get Mad Poetess spanked by three persons, real or imaginary, of her choosing. Name your spankers! I invite all of you who are likewise outraged by this administration's violation of our civil taking-liberties-with-mpoetess to join me in offering up to Mad Poetess your spank-pandering.

mpoetess

2003-11-17 04:37 pm (UTC) (Link)

I you.

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