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Obscene Calls. MP3.
Smut, said the Magpie. Not, before anybody gets more excited than strictly necessary, new stories.

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2003-11-14 10:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ha! I knew you had phone-sex-voice!

::runs away::


2003-11-14 10:43 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oooh, yummy smut. You have a good voice for smut.

And it's amazing how different the experience of hearing smut is from reading it.


2003-11-14 11:06 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ooh they were both amazing. Sitting here with a big grin on my face, its a really strange (but good) experience listening to you recite a story instead of reading it myself.


2003-11-14 11:44 pm (UTC) (Link)

I feel like I owe you money now. Why is that?


2003-11-14 11:56 pm (UTC) (Link)

I have absolutely no <subliminal message>send money to mpoetess</subliminal message> idea.


2003-11-15 12:00 am (UTC) (Link)

**gulps** Oh my! And the weirdest thing is... I had to close my eyes to listen.

Ummm... please, Mistress... can we have some... MORE??? Perhaps a little Spangel, if I may be so bold as to beg?


2003-11-19 07:20 am (UTC) (Link)

Thank you much! But I don't think I actually have any Spangel porn. :-( Except Wm/Angelus, dug out of the middle of Chocolatey Goodness, and one of those scenes it too long, and the other too kinky (i.e. *my* kink) for me to read without my head exploding.


2003-11-15 12:37 am (UTC) (Link)

Dear Lord...I listened to the Angel/Wes, and....

so *very* hot. Great writing and a wonderful voice.


2003-11-15 05:41 am (UTC) (Link)

Wow. *fans self* Those were really quite hot. You have a yummy voice, all shadows and teasing. I'm starting to see the point of phone sex, if she sounds like you (and is talking about sexy vampires).


2003-11-15 05:42 am (UTC) (Link)

Oooh. Glad to see some people putting the whole phone post thing to good use.

And, I already knew I liked the words, but your voice is lovely as well. :)


2003-11-15 06:32 am (UTC) (Link)

Your words are wonderful, but they're even better when read aloud by you. My, is it hot in here, or is it just your voice? :)


2003-11-15 08:47 am (UTC) (Link)

mpoetess has the phone-sex voice down cold. Er, hot, I mean, as in "hot in here", yes? Woo.

"One Size Fits" was an old favorite; now it's a new one. Thank you.


2003-11-15 08:48 am (UTC) (Link)

Damn. You have a great voice for that. Was that smut, or poetry? Wait, I'll answer that... yes.

*fans self*


2003-11-15 02:10 pm (UTC) (Link)



2003-11-15 04:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

*melts from the very hot hotness* They were both damn good the first time around, but now... Now they're the Super Sized Yum you only appreciate after midnight.

I apologize.


2003-11-15 11:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

I'm afraid I have to do really dirty, naughty, pornographic things to you. And I'm going to do them HARD.

Fuckaduck. Gah. When you read that out loud you make me wanna be a big ol lesbo. Good bloody show.


2003-11-16 04:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

Gah. And bloody hell. That's some good stuff. Made all the better by your tone and inflection. Nuttin' like the author reading their own stuff the way it's meant to be. Thanks so much!