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Obscene Calls. MP3.
Smut, said the Magpie. Not, before anybody gets more excited than strictly necessary, new stories.


NotAPhonePost:SpikeXanderSmut
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NotAPhonePost:AngelWesSmut
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ladycat777

2003-11-14 10:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ha! I knew you had phone-sex-voice!

::runs away::

kindkit

2003-11-14 10:43 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oooh, yummy smut. You have a good voice for smut.

And it's amazing how different the experience of hearing smut is from reading it.

vampirefever

2003-11-14 11:06 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ooh they were both amazing. Sitting here with a big grin on my face, its a really strange (but good) experience listening to you recite a story instead of reading it myself.

anniesj

2003-11-14 11:44 pm (UTC) (Link)

I feel like I owe you money now. Why is that?

mpoetess

2003-11-14 11:56 pm (UTC) (Link)

I have absolutely no <subliminal message>send money to mpoetess</subliminal message> idea.

spikes_heart

2003-11-15 12:00 am (UTC) (Link)

**gulps** Oh my! And the weirdest thing is... I had to close my eyes to listen.

Ummm... please, Mistress... can we have some... MORE??? Perhaps a little Spangel, if I may be so bold as to beg?

mpoetess

2003-11-19 07:20 am (UTC) (Link)

Thank you much! But I don't think I actually have any Spangel porn. :-( Except Wm/Angelus, dug out of the middle of Chocolatey Goodness, and one of those scenes it too long, and the other too kinky (i.e. *my* kink) for me to read without my head exploding.

katya_34

2003-11-15 12:37 am (UTC) (Link)

Dear Lord...I listened to the Angel/Wes, and....

so *very* hot. Great writing and a wonderful voice.

soundingsea

2003-11-15 05:41 am (UTC) (Link)

Wow. *fans self* Those were really quite hot. You have a yummy voice, all shadows and teasing. I'm starting to see the point of phone sex, if she sounds like you (and is talking about sexy vampires).

_flaming_june_

2003-11-15 05:42 am (UTC) (Link)

Oooh. Glad to see some people putting the whole phone post thing to good use.

And, I already knew I liked the words, but your voice is lovely as well. :)

flaming_muse

2003-11-15 06:32 am (UTC) (Link)

Your words are wonderful, but they're even better when read aloud by you. My, is it hot in here, or is it just your voice? :)

yin_again

2003-11-15 08:47 am (UTC) (Link)

mpoetess has the phone-sex voice down cold. Er, hot, I mean, as in "hot in here", yes? Woo.

"One Size Fits" was an old favorite; now it's a new one. Thank you.

tygerseye

2003-11-15 08:48 am (UTC) (Link)

Damn. You have a great voice for that. Was that smut, or poetry? Wait, I'll answer that... yes.

*fans self*

backfromspace

2003-11-15 02:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ooooooooooh.

madamblue

2003-11-15 04:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

*melts from the very hot hotness* They were both damn good the first time around, but now... Now they're the Super Sized Yum you only appreciate after midnight.

I apologize.

robintcj

2003-11-15 11:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

I'm afraid I have to do really dirty, naughty, pornographic things to you. And I'm going to do them HARD.



Fuckaduck. Gah. When you read that out loud you make me wanna be a big ol lesbo. Good bloody show.

essene

2003-11-16 04:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

Gah. And bloody hell. That's some good stuff. Made all the better by your tone and inflection. Nuttin' like the author reading their own stuff the way it's meant to be. Thanks so much!