Francine - harvest
I Blame the Dutch mpoetess
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And now I'm watching the "Designed To Make You Feel Like A Genius Hour" aka ElimiDate.

I hate these people.

I hate all of them.

I hope he picks none of these women, pushes them all into the ocean, and jumps in after.

Then I hope a shark an evil raccoon eats them.

Then I hope a helicopter falls on the shark raccoon.

That's not too much to ask, is it?


Edited for swmbo and circe_tigana's benefit.


2003-11-20 10:21 pm (UTC) (Link)


The poor shark.


2003-11-20 10:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

Aww. You're so right. Lemme fix that.


2003-11-20 10:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

How's that?


2003-11-20 10:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

*beams with happiness*

That's a plan I can get solidly behind!



2003-11-20 10:29 pm (UTC) (Link)

*cough* Um, yeah, Florida girl.




2003-11-21 06:06 am (UTC) (Link)

I watched ElimiDate once. And then my brain started hemorrhaging. I still can't remember any numbers after "10". But I do have a strange urge to get dressed up in a really skanky outfit and act like a whore on national television for the attention of a middle-aged mediocre-looking man who lives wth his parents. Is that so wrong?


2003-11-21 06:25 am (UTC) (Link)

You want to be Cher? That's never wrong.


2003-11-21 06:40 am (UTC) (Link)


You are a vicious, vicious woman.

I like that.

::backs away from the wrath of the poetess and her skeery raccoon::


2003-11-21 12:42 pm (UTC) (Link)

Seriously -- I seldom advocate the consumption of real people by killer raccoons, vs. fictional characters. But for these morons....