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Your Bitch Moment Of The DayTM:

I was amused last night by this week's People cover, which says somewhere in the bottom right corner, "How Anne Rice lost 110 pounds." (I paraphrase from memory, so I may be off.)

My first thought was "She had her ego surgically removed?"

vampirefever

2003-12-20 12:37 am (UTC) (Link)

lol - Meow

mpoetess

2003-12-22 06:13 am (UTC) (Link)

Rarr!

wickedprincess3

2003-12-20 12:59 am (UTC) (Link)

Her ego has to weigh more than that.

mpoetess

2003-12-22 06:14 am (UTC) (Link)

I think perhaps she hides most of its mass in some sort of pocket dimension in order to avoid the rest of the galaxy getting sucked into its gravitational well.

jainieg

2003-12-20 02:31 am (UTC) (Link)

Bwaah!

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...

mpoetess

2003-12-22 06:15 am (UTC) (Link)

Way # 1: you commenteth with icons sharing the Glory of Crotch...

jainieg

2003-12-22 06:35 am (UTC) (Link)

Heeheehee!

Hm. The Glory of Crotch. Is that anything like The Power of Cheese? O.o

*spams you with another tasty icon*

gairid

2003-12-20 04:08 am (UTC) (Link)

Am pretty sure her ego is still there...they didn;t say she lost 300 pounds, mind.

mpoetess

2003-12-22 06:16 am (UTC) (Link)

Hmm. Perhaps she just had it surgically reduced?

witch_wolf

2003-12-20 05:03 am (UTC) (Link)

grrr. She burns me... SHe hasn't written a decent book in years. She could write crap over and over again and peopel will still buy it.

mpoetess

2003-12-22 06:17 am (UTC) (Link)

Pretty much. I gave up after Queen of the Damned and the first Mayfair Witch book. From fannish reports, it was probably a wise choice.

donnaidh_sidhe

2003-12-24 03:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

I couldn't even get past the first twenty pages of Merrick.

faemovana

2003-12-20 08:28 am (UTC) (Link)

HAHAHAHAHAHAA


thebratqueen

2003-12-20 09:39 am (UTC) (Link)

I'll see your bitch and raise you a "Oh, so she had another diabetic coma?"

mpoetess

2003-12-21 04:52 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oh, so she had another diabetic coma

Oh, is that what she's calling the Mayfair Witches books now?

thebratqueen

2003-12-21 06:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

Snneeeeeeeeeeerk.

dragovianknight

2003-12-20 10:21 am (UTC) (Link)

If she had her ego removed, would there be anything left of her?

mpoetess

2003-12-22 06:18 am (UTC) (Link)

An high mountain of pretension?

visp

2003-12-25 12:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

*cheers icon*

dragovianknight

2003-12-26 05:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

Thanks.

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dragovianknight

2003-12-26 05:34 pm (UTC) (Link)

Number One: Thank you
Number Two: Thank you BUNCHES
Number Three: Feel free to take and credit, if you want it. I'm all about spreading the anti-Shrub sentiment.

vampyreangel

2003-12-20 11:27 am (UTC) (Link)

~bol~

ivyincubus

2003-12-20 12:34 pm (UTC) (Link)

My thought was, "Wow, did she really wank that much out of her system?"

Also, from the People magazine: She was talking about when she went into a diabetic coma and woke up in the hospital and, "When I woke up I thought I had been abducted by aliens. Then I thought, 'Aliens wouldn't have tile this ugly'." No, really.

mpoetess

2003-12-22 06:18 am (UTC) (Link)

Ah *that's* where the diabetic coma came in! (I obviously did not actually buy the magazine, despite temptation.)

Ho! Ho! Ho!

_secret_santa_

2003-12-20 01:40 pm (UTC) (Link)

When you say "classic country", would Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Waylon Jennings be okay? :-)

Re: Ho! Ho! Ho!

mpoetess

2003-12-21 04:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

Absolutely! (My definition of 'classic' is pretty loose, since it basically means 'anything before 1990' -- but Johnny/Willie/Waylon are classic classic!)