I Blame the Dutch (mpoetess) wrote,
I Blame the Dutch

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Never use the Latest Posts function. It exists only to make Baby Jesus (and you) cry.


maeyan: [Who in real life runs a database called DART that deals with paying out state Social Services funds to companies that assist the developmentally disabled] I dreamed I was on the Trading Spaces team. Wanna guess what my job was?

beat. beat.

Moi: Doug's fluffer?

beat. beat. beat.

maeyan: No. [makes crying face] I was in charge of DART.

Moi: [in head] You need to take more sick days.
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