maeyan: [Who in real life runs a database called DART that deals with paying out state Social Services funds to companies that assist the developmentally disabled] I dreamed I was on the Trading Spaces team. Wanna guess what my job was?
Moi: Doug's fluffer?
beat. beat. beat.
maeyan: No. [makes crying face] I was in charge of DART.
Moi: [in head] You need to take more sick days.