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Never use the Latest Posts function. It exists only to make Baby Jesus (and you) cry.

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maeyan: [Who in real life runs a database called DART that deals with paying out state Social Services funds to companies that assist the developmentally disabled] I dreamed I was on the Trading Spaces team. Wanna guess what my job was?

beat. beat.

Moi: Doug's fluffer?

beat. beat. beat.

maeyan: No. [makes crying face] I was in charge of DART.

Moi: [in head] You need to take more sick days.

kdorian

2004-01-26 06:09 am (UTC) (Link)

*Wonders what the Latest Post function is. Incautiously decides to find out, clicks it*

AHHHHHHHH! MY EYES! IT BURNS!!!!!

mpoetess

2004-01-26 06:17 am (UTC) (Link)

When as a child, you were told not to stick beans up your nose, you did it just to see what it was like. Didn't you. DIDN'T YOU!

kdorian

2004-01-26 07:41 pm (UTC) (Link)

*Blush* I'm innocent, I tell you! INNOCENT!

kdorian

2004-01-26 07:45 pm (UTC) (Link)

*Peeks again* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

yin_again

2004-01-26 06:45 am (UTC) (Link)

Moi: Doug's fluffer?

OK, the soda out my nose hurt, but looking at the "Latest Posts" function hurt worse. Can I be blind, too?

mpoetess

2004-01-26 08:12 am (UTC) (Link)

*pets you*

*offers you smut in braille*

dragovianknight

2004-01-26 10:38 am (UTC) (Link)

Never use the Latest Posts function.

As I scrolled down my Friends list, I got to this...

...and read it as "Latest Positions".

Is this my subconscious telling me I need to read more porn?

mpoetess

2004-01-27 12:53 pm (UTC) (Link)

You need your subconscious to tell you that???

dragovianknight

2004-01-27 01:41 pm (UTC) (Link)

I thought I was getting my Recommended Daily Allowance of porn, but apparently my system requires a higher dosage.

wackinessensues

2004-01-26 01:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

If that job of being Doug's fluffer is an option I am so sending in an application, lol.

*dies*

mpoetess

2004-01-27 12:50 pm (UTC) (Link)

You are so welcome to him! Very cute, but so arrogant I want to hit him with a large piece of furniture.