Like mrmonkeybottoms, I signed this, but on reading most of the comments... For once I'm not feeling callous or catty enough to say "Please stop being on my side" but I would amend it to "Please continue being on my side, but stop opening your mouths. Breathe through your nose; here's an IV."
(That said, from context this appears to be a petition started at the end of S4 and co-opted for the new situation, so some of the "You bastards might cancel Buffy and Angel???" comments aren't as stupid as they'd otherwise appear.)
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