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Money for Nothing....
(Does this mean I also get chicks for free?)

My oral surgeon (the one who removed my wisdom teeth in December) has sent me a refund for 25$.

I'm almost positive the only thing I paid them was a 5$ copayment.

Even if it was 25$, I have absolutely no idea why they would be refunding it, unless it's to make up for the assorted angst surrounding my dental insurance company (DMO, rather) sending me repeated notices that several items were either claimed incorrectly or more than my max allowance for the year, and I might end up oweing the oral surgeon nigh unto a hundred bucks. "But this is not a bill!" they declaimed loudly -- I should wait for a bill from the oral surgeon. Which never came, because the oral surgeon's office (as far as I can tell) patiently rewrote and resubmitted the claims until my DMO paid them as they were supposed to.

So they sent me 25$ for what, again? The agita?

Ah well. *Deposits in ConneXions account* Dear Dr. Toothripper: thank you for not hurting my jaw at all, and also for paying for my trip to the gay porn convention.

wesleysgirl

2004-03-28 07:02 am (UTC) (Link)

*Snuggles you*

mpoetess

2004-03-29 07:51 am (UTC) (Link)

Yay. *You* get elf vodka.

wrenlet

2004-03-28 07:29 am (UTC) (Link)

Man, my kid's doctor isn't that nice :( When I took him in for his daycare checkup, they charged me the $100 deductible and then our 10% copay on the rest... when Greg took him in for his ear infection, they said we have $100 of credit with them because I overpaid his last visit.

...

What're the odds we'll even eat up that hundred bucks this year? *sigh*

mpoetess

2004-03-29 07:50 am (UTC) (Link)

Ooooh! Ooooh! 100$ credit at the dentist! What'll I get first! Shopping spree!

Oi.

journalkitten

2004-03-28 07:58 am (UTC) (Link)

Dear Dr. Toothripper: thank you for not hurting my jaw at all, and also for paying for my trip to the gay porn convention.

heh he he - I have such a dirty mind.

Did you keep your teeth? Maybe they got more on the resale value than they thought and these are your residuals?

mpoetess

2004-03-29 07:50 am (UTC) (Link)

heh he he - I have such a dirty mind.

If I were being paid for that I'd be complaining that the amount is too small!

giogio

2004-03-28 09:18 am (UTC) (Link)

Hey, I wouldn't look gift horses in the mouth... unless they're Trojan horses of course ;-)

mpoetess

2004-03-29 07:49 am (UTC) (Link)

I am most definitely avoiding a dental perusal of this equine.