I'm not sure what's scarier -- the naked cowboy (actually wearing tighty-whities with "Naked Cowboy" printed on the back) playing guitar on a New York street corner, or the fact that the Tonight Show staff paid another guy 5$ to grope his ass. (Also amusing was the guy they paid 5$ to yell "I kissed another man last night for the first time, and I enjoyed it.")
Yo, Jay - a thought: fill the entire show with slash, and you kick back in the green room with your mostly unfunny self and claim all the credit. Everybody wins.
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