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Why We Don't Post These Conversations On LJ


[TBQ] you know what people don't write enough of? Angel and Wes in an arranged marriage.
* TBQ nods sagely
[TBQ] I'd like people to fix that.
[WesleysGirl] *blink*
[WesleysGirl] again I say, weirdo.
* justhuman scratches head
[justhuman] and it would be Wesley's Dad, Mr. Watcher's Council that would provide the dowry?
[TBQ] well, you know, AU, obviously
[TBQ] could be Jasmine-verse, for example. Angel as Jasmine's lieutenant is given Wes as a prize or something.
[WesleysGirl] uh huh
[WesleysGirl] YOU should write that. you go ahead.
[WesleysGirl] :)
[poetess] I'm all for the demonverse AU where they have to interact with a culture -- or are stranded in a culture -- where everybody has to be paired off.
[TBQ] ooo!
[TBQ] see? also good.
[poetess] (despite the fact that this was a Superman comics plot in... oh... 1979? Superman married Lana Lang and Lois was pissed because she was stuck marrying Clark. Little did she know...)
[WesleysGirl] er... but...
[TBQ] that's big-a-him
[TBQ] get it?
[TBQ] get it?
* TBQ nudges you
* WesleysGirl remembers why comics are scary
[poetess] they were on a plane; it crashed in the Amazon
* poetess ignores tbq
[poetess] they fell afoul of isolated tribe, etc etc
* TBQ nudges P again
[TBQ] Get it??
[poetess] :-P
[WesleysGirl] so no one ever noticed that all four people weren't in the same place at the same time EVER?
* TBQ waggles finger near P
[TBQ] I'm not touching you....
[TBQ] 8)
* poetess bites it
[TBQ] ow!
[Wolfling] don't worry. she's had her shots.
[Wolfling] I think.
[poetess] well, presumably for the same reason that no one ever noticed that CLARK IS SUPERMAN WITH GLASSES
* TBQ goes to get ice and pouts in a corner
[justhuman] oh please, you liked it
* poetess gives you OJ and elf vodka to go with your ice
[TBQ] also the same reason that nobody ever noticed that Clark's kind of a tool.
[WesleysGirl] ROFL
[WesleysGirl] why do we not post these conversations on LJ
[WesleysGirl] ?
[TBQ] go for it WG =)
[WesleysGirl] Is it because then people would know that we are not truly an Evil Cabal, but just a bunch of schmoes?
[poetess] no one wants to be the one to format the fuckers?
[poetess] she said, knowing that she will, in fact, be the one to do so
[TBQ] I think I cemented the schmoe thing when I forgot I could close my windows when my house was too cold
[WesleysGirl] yeah
*poetess does so.

xanphibian

2004-04-09 05:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

*snickers*

*loves*

mpoetess

2004-04-09 06:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

Thank you; we'll be performing at the Purple Onion next week. Tickets available online or through your local Ticketmaster outlet.

ladycat777

2004-04-09 05:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

::giggles::

::pinches your [collective] cheeks::

mpoetess

2004-04-09 06:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

Which cheeks?

snoopypez

2004-04-09 05:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

You guys are all awesome. :D I strive to be like you. Hee.

mpoetess

2004-04-09 07:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oh my god WHY??????

;-)

snoopypez

2004-04-09 07:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

I believe the better question is.. "why not?" :D

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Re: *snicker*

robintcj

2004-04-09 05:56 pm (UTC) (Link)

And usually with me. Bwaha.

Shall we make out to entertain our favourite authors up there?

*makes out with you*

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Re: Sure!

robintcj

2004-04-09 06:03 pm (UTC) (Link)

Right. Cuz God knows that's the only reason you would. *cries* You don't LOVE me anymore!!!

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Re: That is NOT true!

robintcj

2004-04-09 06:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

thank you, sir, may I have another?

Re: *snicker*

mpoetess

2004-04-09 06:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

*films you*

Re: *snicker*

robintcj

2004-04-09 06:06 pm (UTC) (Link)

thank you. Sheepy, as my pimp, expects to see royalties, I'm sure.

saifai

2004-04-09 05:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

Well then it's just a darn good thing that we're a lot like the bunch of ya' (except without the working knowlege of Superman comics of course). ;)

Y'all are too cute.

mpoetess

2004-04-09 07:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

I'm fairly sure I read that comic while sitting in my grandparents' trailer at an outdoor flea market, hidingin the shade and reading extra copies of the comics they had for sale...

flaming_muse

2004-04-09 05:42 pm (UTC) (Link)

*ROFL*

But where's the Angel/Wes arranged marriage fic?

mpoetess

2004-04-09 07:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

*looks at TBQ*

thebratqueen

2004-04-09 08:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

I'd like some to be written, yes. 8)

luvs_phoenix

2004-04-09 05:53 pm (UTC) (Link)

okay

seperately your frightening

but together?

Scary as shit.

but in a really perve porn sort of way.

:D

stakebait

2004-04-09 05:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

there was that Onion article where the Massachusetts supreme court ordered everyone to gay marry. Who's to say it couldn't happen in LA?

Oh, i'm so glad...

jillapet

2004-04-09 07:00 pm (UTC) (Link)

that you guys got the magic mushrooms i sent your way...it makes things ever so much more interesting!

And yes, I have had those conversations at 3 AM with Sheepy and Robin. And scarily enough, we were sober.

dragovianknight

2004-04-09 08:51 pm (UTC) (Link)

Awww, y'all are just so cute I must molest you, singly and as a group.

::molests::

mpoetess

2004-04-12 07:03 am (UTC) (Link)

See, now there's a reason to actually post them. Molestation for everyone!

elfbystarlight

2004-04-11 12:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

I personally am in favour of that fic premise. I assume it *will* be appearing soon? [looks hopeful]

And also - I've had conversations like that. Just because an idea is laugh-out-loud insane doesn't mean it shouldn't be done. [g]

mpoetess

2004-04-12 07:25 am (UTC) (Link)

Stare at TBQ until she writes it. Stare REALLY hard.

elfbystarlight

2004-04-12 12:06 pm (UTC) (Link)

::stares at TBQ and sends write-this-vibes::

kirr

2004-04-12 06:56 am (UTC) (Link)

It had me in stitches, except for the Angel/Wesley arranged marriage. I feel both excited and inspired ;)

mpoetess

2004-04-12 07:04 am (UTC) (Link)

Go stare at TBQ until she writes it. ;-)