Just so you lot don't take me for insane,
Or rather, more so than I always am,
This week (of April, month of poetry1)
Is set aside for entries in blank verse.
See Deb's (jadelennox) info on the game,
Though short form is, you write your entries thus:
Da DAH da DAH da DAH da DAH da DAH.
Like Shakespeare did, but less with the forsooth
And more with bitching over fandom crap.
No rhymers need apply; it's just the beat:
Da DAH da DAH da -- look, you get the point.
And now? I'm off to watch Dude, Where's My Car.
1In these United States, if nowhere else.
- Pretentious *And* A Pointless Waste of Bytes!