(Not on the ballot yet, but will be soon.)
They promise, if elected, to have sex
In public, on all postal holidays,
And every other day they can arrange.
They'll also outlaw pairing names for good,
So Spander, Wunn, and Wangel die a death
And slash regains the / that makes it slash.
(Er, so does het, of course. The Bander dies,
And Buffy/Xander takes the stage again.)