Francine - harvest
I Blame the Dutch mpoetess
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The state of me, my microwave, and wank.


My roommate set the microwave on fire.
Last seen still smoking on the sunroom porch.
The microwave, not maeyan. To be fair,
A bagel set the microwave on fire.
A frozen bagel. Poof! It's charcoal now.

In other news, this wank is frightening.
5,000 comments strong and still not done.
It makes me sad though, since the wank itself
Is nowhere near as twisted as times past--
Fake sketches, well and good, but epic? No --
Fake penii - that's what I'm talkin' bout.
Come back, VB - restore my faith in wank!


welcome_to

2004-04-20 02:38 pm (UTC) (Link)

I <3333 your icon. seriously.
::nibbles your earlobe::

mpoetess

2004-04-20 03:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

*g*

Spike and Angel? Personal bubble? What personal bubble?

OK, I am new to wank...

jillapet

2004-04-20 02:48 pm (UTC) (Link)

Backstory, please? Fake penii?

Although I have to admit, I made a puddle under my computer chair whilst reading it last nite...I had no clue that the site existed!

Re: OK, I am new to wank...

mpoetess

2004-04-20 03:03 pm (UTC) (Link)

Backstory! Also, read turimel for current (slow) updates on the issue from the disgruntled Bit of Earth members' viewpoints.

OK, so you are right...

jillapet

2004-04-20 03:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

That IS bizarre...

And you are all evil..I will now be spending the next week reading fandom Wank!!!

BTW, GREAT synopsis of the whole fiasco!

minitrog

2004-04-20 04:26 pm (UTC) (Link)

I too miss VB - extraordinarily fine wank.