My roommate set the microwave on fire.
Last seen still smoking on the sunroom porch.
The microwave, not maeyan. To be fair,
A bagel set the microwave on fire.
A frozen bagel. Poof! It's charcoal now.
In other news, this wank is frightening.
5,000 comments strong and still not done.
It makes me sad though, since the wank itself
Is nowhere near as twisted as times past--
Fake sketches, well and good, but epic? No --
Fake penii - that's what I'm talkin' bout.
Come back, VB - restore my faith in wank!
- The state of me, my microwave, and wank.