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That vylit? A crack-h0r in disguise.
And all her fic is plagiarized. From ME.

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And everyone who likes her is a putz.
Except my wyfe, who's sweet, but far too nice.

treebee

2004-04-21 03:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

That girl is nothing but trouble. Plus she writes the icky, gross slash. Yuck!

mpoetess

2004-04-21 04:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

You don't like slash????

You homophone!

treebee

2004-04-21 05:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

2 boyz or 2 girlz shouldnt have sex becasue they cant make babies. only people that can make babies without an un-natural arangment should have sex. and only if they are married - pre-married sex is dirty & evil.

byrne

2004-04-21 03:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

/me makes defensive statement about Vi

/me makes cooing noises about wyfe

/me has a breakdown and is thrown out of the kerfuffle. fll. full. kerfluffles.

mogigraphia

2004-04-21 04:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

*extremely long and largely incomprehensible analysis of many issues only vaguely pertaining to a. Violetsmiles, b. crackwhoredom, and c. plagiarism, which makes sure to mention a. literary theory, b. the rise of fascism in the Western World and c. case histories from American copyright law, and which may or may not support the contention or the contendee, it's hard to tell, and which can be, henceforth, ignored by all further posters.*

vylit

2004-04-21 04:12 pm (UTC) (Link)

*tries to reply but doesn't know what the hell is going on so she smiles and nods and kisses but does not grope you as she can't tell what side you're on*

vylit

2004-04-21 04:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

You say crack-h0r like it's a bad thing.

And at least I'm not the one who's secretly writing Dubya/Michael Jackson porn.

mpoetess

2004-04-21 04:18 pm (UTC) (Link)

That was private! PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


Bitch!!!!!!!!!

vylit

2004-04-21 04:20 pm (UTC) (Link)

You're such a sluut! At least I didn't mention the threesome you had with them!!!!!

mpoetess

2004-04-21 04:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ok, see, no, now it's ON, puta.

vylit

2004-04-21 04:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

You shouldn't be afraid to express who you are, you mustard-licking, Dubya/Michael loving beotch.

*smiles sweetly*

mpoetess

2004-04-21 04:33 pm (UTC) (Link)

*defriends*

mogigraphia

2004-04-21 04:30 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ahem.

My client wishes me to inform you that she is the rightful owner by deed and entitlement of the following titles:

i. The good one.
ii. The sweet one.
iii. The one the baby Jesus loves.

If you persist in claims to the contrary, be advised that my client is prepared to take this matter to court for settlement.

Yours sincerely

Sheesgotta Guntomihed, Ms.

mpoetess

2004-04-21 04:35 pm (UTC) (Link)

Tell your client to suck my Dubya's cock.

jamaisneutral

2004-04-29 06:34 am (UTC) (Link)

where on earth did you get the word "kerfuffle" from? I only heard it on Little Britain and surely you can't get that show in the States, can you...

hmmm.. the mysteries of the world.

mpoetess

2004-04-29 07:11 am (UTC) (Link)

It's the term-of-the-year for fannish feuds and flamewars - could well have migrated in from a European fan!

jamaisneutral

2004-04-29 07:19 am (UTC) (Link)

ah well, if nothing else the vocabulary should make it entertaining.
What do these people do anyway? Tear out each other's hair over whether or not Xander's IQ is 100, 115 or 95? Sounds like fun :-)

mpoetess

2004-04-29 07:30 am (UTC) (Link)

*snort*

The equivalent, though Buffy fandom is relatively non-kerfuffle-heavy compared to Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter fandoms.

Anything that shows up on Fandom Wank, for instance, is usually either a fandom kerfuffle or one in the making.

jamaisneutral

2004-04-29 07:29 am (UTC) (Link)

In case you're interested this clip might feature the word kerfuffle the way it should be pronounced ;-)