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That vylit? A crack-h0r in disguise.
And all her fic is plagiarized. From ME.


And everyone who likes her is a putz.
Except my wyfe, who's sweet, but far too nice.


2004-04-21 03:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

That girl is nothing but trouble. Plus she writes the icky, gross slash. Yuck!


2004-04-21 04:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

You don't like slash????

You homophone!


2004-04-21 05:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

2 boyz or 2 girlz shouldnt have sex becasue they cant make babies. only people that can make babies without an un-natural arangment should have sex. and only if they are married - pre-married sex is dirty & evil.


2004-04-21 03:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

/me makes defensive statement about Vi

/me makes cooing noises about wyfe

/me has a breakdown and is thrown out of the kerfuffle. fll. full. kerfluffles.


2004-04-21 04:07 pm (UTC) (Link)

*extremely long and largely incomprehensible analysis of many issues only vaguely pertaining to a. Violetsmiles, b. crackwhoredom, and c. plagiarism, which makes sure to mention a. literary theory, b. the rise of fascism in the Western World and c. case histories from American copyright law, and which may or may not support the contention or the contendee, it's hard to tell, and which can be, henceforth, ignored by all further posters.*


2004-04-21 04:12 pm (UTC) (Link)

*tries to reply but doesn't know what the hell is going on so she smiles and nods and kisses but does not grope you as she can't tell what side you're on*


2004-04-21 04:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

You say crack-h0r like it's a bad thing.

And at least I'm not the one who's secretly writing Dubya/Michael Jackson porn.


2004-04-21 04:18 pm (UTC) (Link)

That was private! PRIVATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



2004-04-21 04:20 pm (UTC) (Link)

You're such a sluut! At least I didn't mention the threesome you had with them!!!!!


2004-04-21 04:25 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ok, see, no, now it's ON, puta.


2004-04-21 04:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

You shouldn't be afraid to express who you are, you mustard-licking, Dubya/Michael loving beotch.

*smiles sweetly*


2004-04-21 04:33 pm (UTC) (Link)



2004-04-21 04:30 pm (UTC) (Link)


My client wishes me to inform you that she is the rightful owner by deed and entitlement of the following titles:

i. The good one.
ii. The sweet one.
iii. The one the baby Jesus loves.

If you persist in claims to the contrary, be advised that my client is prepared to take this matter to court for settlement.

Yours sincerely

Sheesgotta Guntomihed, Ms.


2004-04-21 04:35 pm (UTC) (Link)

Tell your client to suck my Dubya's cock.


2004-04-29 06:34 am (UTC) (Link)

where on earth did you get the word "kerfuffle" from? I only heard it on Little Britain and surely you can't get that show in the States, can you...

hmmm.. the mysteries of the world.


2004-04-29 07:11 am (UTC) (Link)

It's the term-of-the-year for fannish feuds and flamewars - could well have migrated in from a European fan!


2004-04-29 07:19 am (UTC) (Link)

ah well, if nothing else the vocabulary should make it entertaining.
What do these people do anyway? Tear out each other's hair over whether or not Xander's IQ is 100, 115 or 95? Sounds like fun :-)


2004-04-29 07:30 am (UTC) (Link)


The equivalent, though Buffy fandom is relatively non-kerfuffle-heavy compared to Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter fandoms.

Anything that shows up on Fandom Wank, for instance, is usually either a fandom kerfuffle or one in the making.


2004-04-29 07:29 am (UTC) (Link)

In case you're interested this clip might feature the word kerfuffle the way it should be pronounced ;-)