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I Blame the Dutch mpoetess
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From the mixed-up files of Our Heroine Is A Smart Cookie Even When She's A Stupid Cookie, we present Life Tip #467:


A) you are stupid enough to forget that Cars Need Gas,


B) God is kind enough to let you run out of gas in the parking lot of a supermarket that has a gas station,


C) in order to teach you a lesson, neither the gas station, the supermarket, nor the CVS in the same parking lot sells GAS CANS...


D) assuming your engine is not bone dry, three bottles of STP liquid gas treatment will work to start it up and get it the 300 feet over to the gas station. Go jet fuel!

The end.


In other mysteries of the day, I slept from about 3 a.m. to 5 p.m., excluding get-up-and-feed-cats-and-pee breaks. So why the hell am I still so sodding tired?


2004-06-28 12:39 pm (UTC) (Link)

And then you DRANK it!


2004-06-29 06:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

Almost did drink it.....but remembered that the Water Can turns Water into Gas and I didnt want to take my New Foldable Flammable Tums
that would have released that bloated gassy Floating Expelled Air
System into the Ether.


2004-06-29 06:03 pm (UTC) (Link)

Question to Self: Don't you have something better to do then irritate Mpoetess?
Answer: Can't think of anything offhand.