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Shhh!

TBQ doesn't want anybody to know that her real name is Agatha Terwhilliger-Smith (the Third). Incorporated.

I think...

jillapet

2004-07-23 11:31 am (UTC) (Link)

that she should run for President. Under her real name.

Slash and chianti for all!

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mpoetess

2004-07-23 11:37 am (UTC) (Link)

Yeah, but once you throw "Terwhilliger-Smith (the Third). Incorporated." on the bumper sticker, there's no room for a running mate!

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soundingsea

2004-07-23 11:42 am (UTC) (Link)

What about that kitten that was running in her journal with John McCain? Kitties are small.

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mpoetess

2004-07-23 12:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ooh, Luna would fit on the bumper sticker. She's small. And 95% fluff. She could just cling onto the bottom of the sticker with her claws.

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drax

2004-07-24 10:48 pm (UTC) (Link)

ow. You broke my brain with the cuteness of that mental image.


ow. ow. ow.

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mpoetess

2004-07-25 01:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

Blaize is almost small enough too...

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thebratqueen

2004-07-23 11:47 am (UTC) (Link)

I was figuring I'd use the boobs for vice president.

Consider the pleathora of political jokes that can be made in response to that statement my free gift to you 8)

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hoegh

2004-07-23 12:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hey! I have pics of girls (Me plus friends) with (bared) boobs in front of the sign for the Terwilliger Hot Springs in Oregon! I'll try to scan them if you need them for political purposes!

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thebratqueen

2004-07-23 12:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

Well who doesn't need pictures of boobs even if they don't have political purposes? ;)

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mpoetess

2004-07-23 12:24 pm (UTC) (Link)

Shh. You're supposed to say "Yes! We need them! For political purposes OMG!!one!"

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hoegh

2004-07-23 01:12 pm (UTC) (Link)

I'm working on it! For the sake of... the Country! and the Queen! Away!

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mpoetess

2004-07-23 12:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

Yes! We need them! For. Um. Political purposes. Yeah. That's it.

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mpoetess

2004-07-23 12:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

D000000d!

/ in '04!

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swmbo

2004-07-23 12:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oh! They She has my vote!

alias_lilacgirl

2004-07-23 11:19 pm (UTC) (Link)

Wait! Terwhilliger? When did she marry "Sideshow Bob"?

mpoetess

2004-07-26 04:04 am (UTC) (Link)

No, no. She's secretly his mother!

alias_lilacgirl

2004-07-26 07:38 pm (UTC) (Link)

That does explain a lot...

backfromspace

2004-07-23 11:31 pm (UTC) (Link)

Her unutterably filthy secret is safe with me.

mpoetess

2004-07-26 04:05 am (UTC) (Link)

I knew it would be, somehow.