That is all.
Other than this:
Better a lapdog to a slip of a girl, than a...git.
~The wit and wisdom of Edmund Blackadder.
And a slashy favourite, sort of:
The streets have never been so gay. Women are laughing, children are singing . . . oh, look! Look! There's a man being indecently assaulted by nine foreign sailors . . . and he's still got a smile on his face!
~Lord Percy Percy, heir to the Duchy of Northumberland, and utter berk