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O.o
They sell a Tom of Finland action figure.

He has an articulated and flexible penis.

It's the first in a series.

...I.

...

He's 13 inches tall, so sadly could not play with action!Spike , action!Xander, or action!Angel. If I happened to have them, which I don't. But if I did, I would want them to be able to play with The Rebel.

...articulated...


*walks off, muttering*

ETA: ohgod hispenisisdetachable... comes with cut and uncut versions....

ladycat777

2004-08-11 01:56 pm (UTC) (Link)

*is somewhere stuck between intriqued and severally squicked*

mpoetess

2004-08-11 01:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

It's...flexible. o.O

(no subject) - djinanna, 2004-08-11 02:03 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mpoetess, 2004-08-11 02:05 pm (UTC) (Expand)

Umm...

kuzibah

2004-08-11 01:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

They make 12-inch Spike and 12-inch Angel.

I'm just considering the stop-motion films. Oy vey.

Re: Umm...

mpoetess

2004-08-11 01:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

I knew they did, but I was remembering them as scarily sucky. This I think would be the more recent version that actually bear some resemblance to the actors...

Dear brain plz stop now kthxbi...

Re: Umm... - mpoetess, 2004-08-11 02:04 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Umm... - robintcj, 2004-08-11 02:24 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Re: Umm... - robintcj, 2004-08-11 02:46 pm (UTC) (Expand)

flowery_twat

2004-08-11 01:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

Heeee. Thank you for bringing this extremely important piece of information to my attention. My life is significantly improved just knowing that an action figure with an articulated and flexible penis *could* be mine.

mpoetess

2004-08-11 02:02 pm (UTC) (Link)

It is detachable. It comes in cut and uncut versions.

(no subject) - gairid, 2004-08-11 02:39 pm (UTC) (Expand)

djinanna

2004-08-11 01:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

Whoa!

Barbie/Ken/Tom - OT3

Certain Mattel toys haven't been so happy since they shrunk GI Joe!!!

mpoetess

2004-08-11 02:03 pm (UTC) (Link)

Barbie will finally have a reason to leave the My Little Ponies alone!

chicken_cem

2004-08-11 02:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

I feel so jaded, all these years hanging around gay guys, I forget how gobsmacking this can be. * evil laugh *

The "Billy" figures are interesting, too (although not as interesting as Tom, obviously).

mpoetess

2004-08-18 08:35 am (UTC) (Link)

Do gay guys all secretly have detachable penii?

(no subject) - chicken_cem, 2004-08-18 08:32 pm (UTC) (Expand)

zortified

2004-08-11 02:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

And how do you know this, anyway? What were you doing?

And how do you explain the fact you still claim to be the Good One?

mpoetess

2004-08-18 08:34 am (UTC) (Link)

I was looking for... um. Finnish chocolate! For you! Yeah! And am thus the Good One!

byrne

2004-08-11 02:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

O.o

o.O


Whoa. You need that.

karenbear

2004-08-11 02:37 pm (UTC) (Link)

O.o He has bigger boobs that I do. That can't be good.

mpoetess

2004-08-18 08:33 am (UTC) (Link)

*looks down*

Yeah, I'm right there with you.

byrne

2004-08-11 03:26 pm (UTC) (Link)

Okay, I finally went and looked.

1) I want.

2) I really want.

3) Nice nipples.

4) I want. You need. We get. *nod*

Perv

illian

2004-08-11 06:45 pm (UTC) (Link)

*contemplates secretly sending you Tom of Finland art*

Re: Perv - byrne, 2004-08-11 06:49 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Wench! - illian, 2004-08-11 06:56 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Re: Wench! - byrne, 2004-08-11 06:59 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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estepheia

2004-08-11 05:56 pm (UTC) (Link)

At first I thought this was an April Fool's joke, then I clicked on the link.
Who the heck is Tom of Finland. Never heard of him.
But a doll with a detachable penis? That has a certain... style.

mpoetess

2004-08-11 09:20 pm (UTC) (Link)

Tom of Finland was a fetishy-kinky artist of primarily gay images. He's famous for big guys with broad shoulders, tiny waists, huge cocks, lots of leather, and very biteable asses.

luvs_phoenix

2004-08-11 06:23 pm (UTC) (Link)

Holy shit.

Just. Flexible penis?

Fuck man. You can't get that in a real guy. LOL.

Now, if they could just make a 6' version....

mpoetess

2004-08-18 08:31 am (UTC) (Link)

Or make 12 inch versions of Xander and Wes...

flawlessnight

2004-08-11 06:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

Twelve inches? Oh *my*.

mpoetess

2004-08-18 08:31 am (UTC) (Link)

That would be the height of the action figure, though, not his detachable appendage. *g*

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Re: c'mon sing along!

mpoetess

2004-08-11 09:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

The feet and hands are removable to allow the ultra fitting clothing to reveal the provocative details of the figure

E to the W.


I think that just means the clothes are really tight, so you can pop off the feet and hands to undress him, becaise otherwise said clothes won't slide off.

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mpoetess

2004-08-18 08:30 am (UTC) (Link)

I'm still mostly struck wordless.