Francine - harvest
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See, this is why I should never read an entire WIP in two hours.
Hulk read PORN!

Hulk LIKE porn!

Porn STOP!!!!

Where more porn?

Hulk sad. :-(


2004-08-20 05:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

Wow. Hulk scare Spuzz. Enough to abandon sd_herald friends list to tell Hulk so.


2004-08-20 05:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hulk nice! Hulk no smash!

Unless Hulk not get more porn.

*glowers menacingly*


2004-08-20 05:16 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hulk needs to wait in line with the rest of us.

Don't smash Winter though. I like her where she is, in hell with me!


2004-08-20 05:20 pm (UTC) (Link)



2004-08-20 05:44 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hey! You're supposed to find Hulk's raccoon MENACING!

*looks scary*


2004-08-20 05:46 pm (UTC) (Link)

But...but...raccoons are so CYUUUUUUTTTTTE!


2004-08-20 05:21 pm (UTC) (Link)

Terrible, isn't it? When I was in Vegas, I actually was all stressed and upset that I wouldn't be able to see an update the SECOND it was posted, and then it turns out she didn't post any of it while I was gone. Or when I came back. *sniffles*

*pets and gives Hulk chocolate*


2004-08-20 05:34 pm (UTC) (Link)

I only just friended her today, because I am slow and stoopid. She's going to think I only did so for the porn. Not *true*! I friended her and *then* read the porn.

I do not have the non-perv cred to get away with this claim, do I.

Hulk sad.


2004-08-20 05:40 pm (UTC) (Link)

Who wants non-perv cred? Totally overrated, and all the cool kids are pervs, anyway.

*licks Hulk*


*licks YOU*


2004-08-20 05:42 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hulk taste like corn chips!


2004-08-20 07:57 pm (UTC) (Link)

lol I know I miss this series, but she is a really cool person with uber talent. *huggs* She will update soon hun ....*huggs*


2004-08-20 08:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

:D Hulk have patience!


2004-08-21 09:21 am (UTC) (Link)

And yet, Hulk smashes unless there's more porn! I guess it shouldn't really be surprising, though, if Hulk is slightly self-contradictory? *grin*

I'm glad you like it, and the sudden appearance of you as an Affected fan may actually prompt me to finish the current chapter and send it to my beta. So yay, you! :)


2004-08-21 09:54 am (UTC) (Link)

Hulk smash...desk, if no more porn. Not writer!

Seriously, that wasn't a "write more now!" demand, because god knows many moons ago when I was actually writing anything with any frequency, those actually made me feel more guilty and pressured and *less* able to write.

It was just my silly attempt to rec/feedback while having absolutely no coherent content to offer besides "Story good! Yay story!"


2004-08-21 10:39 am (UTC) (Link)

*laughs* Ah, I see. Okay. I see now that I must write, as your desk is clearly in grave peril. ;)

In all seriousness, though, thanks very much. It's been a while since anyone rec'd Affected, so despite all the love I get from my darling flist, I was starting to wonder. *laughs* All the same, 'story good, yay story' is plenty good enough for me. ;)


2004-08-20 06:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

Both your post and your icon made me laugh out loud. Then I saw the link was to Affected, and I squeed a lot.

I shall tell Winter, and she will flip.


2004-08-20 08:07 pm (UTC) (Link)


What's odd is that for the most part human!AU doesn't do much for me, with a few limited exceptions. Both Affected and Chiaroscuro make Hulk velly happy, though. You'd like Hulk when Hulk is happy!


2004-08-20 08:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hmm - thinks hard -- I think Affected may be because Xander is still so very Xander. He's a Xander who didn't live on a Hellmouth, but aside from that, he's the Xander I know and love. Spike is a couple more steps away, but personality-wise I can still take those steps and find the character I know.


2004-08-21 09:21 am (UTC) (Link)

*flips* *squees* *more to follow when coherent*


2004-08-21 09:48 am (UTC) (Link)

Yeah, I wasn't much for human!AU either... till I started finding all these really *good* ones.

the Xander I know and love

Yes! Xander is exactly Xander, minus the Hellmouth-y details. I do love my Xander.

Spike does have that added degree of difference, but he still has the particular ratio of, well, spikiness-- the hard edges, the toughness, the in-your-face (and drama!) of punk-- and vulnerability that make him so fascinating as a character.


2004-08-20 07:07 pm (UTC) (Link)


She wrote a funny basement spander today, is playing over at Porn_studio (as Seth) and Shhhh don't tell anyone but her and I have been secretly doing and RPG. Started out a way to help me learn to write. Well, okay, still doing that. She, of course, just lets her part flow out like fucking water while I chop chunks off an ice burg.

I digress. I know for a fact that Winter will be posting another chapter very very soon. She's my bitch and I'm making her.

Love me?


2004-08-20 08:05 pm (UTC) (Link)

Love me?

Already did. *g*

Hulk read the basement Spander already. Hulk still sad because no more basement Spander!