(from downstairs): Amy? Sorry to bother you, but can you describe John Edwards for me?
moi: [...] Not really
: It's just that I'm watching this Kerry/Edwards rally and there's this grinning idiot at the podium and a guy who looks like a game show host standing behind him and I'm terrified that I'm going to be voting for these men come fall.
moi: [...] Kerry... looks like Herman Munster.maeyan
: Ah, that would be the grinning idiot.
moi: He has a big old lantern jaw.maeyan
: That's him.
moi: Edwards is younger and shorter and blonder.maeyan
: Yup. The game show host.
: It's like when you're little and you don't have enough Barbies so you have to borrow some of your brother's battle figures, so you have GI Joe playing with Ken.
: Going to the ball.
moi: Remind me to direct you to the johnxjohn
: Oh please, no! It's bad enough seeing them together. I don't want to imagine them breeding.
moi: Hey, you're the one who sent them to the ball.maeyan
: That was Ken and He-Man, thank you very much. And they're very happy together. They live right next door to My Little Pony and Strawberry Shortcake's cat.
moi: You would vote for your plastic Wolverine if he ran for President, wouldn't you.maeyan
: The plastic one or the resin one? The plastic one has movable joints.