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*HAS SEX WITH THE MODERATOR*
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bailunrui

2004-10-08 06:55 pm (UTC) (Link)

:)

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mpoetess

2004-10-10 07:48 pm (UTC) (Link)

More fun than watching GWB *wink* at audience members. Shudder.

kerrypolka

2004-10-08 06:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

OMG SO CUTE.

mpoetess

2004-10-08 07:09 pm (UTC) (Link)

He said "You are both bullshitting! Answer the question!" Only in moderatorese.

justhuman

2004-10-08 06:59 pm (UTC) (Link)

Orgy, orgy!

winterlive

2004-10-08 07:10 pm (UTC) (Link)

Kay, as a Canadian, I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that there was a debate. :)

mpoetess

2004-10-08 07:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

Still occurring live. Both candidates are being dipshits. Bush is being more of a dipshit, but they're both spending most of the time addressing whatever the hell they feel like addressing about their opponent, instead of answering the questions that are actually asked.

winterlive

2004-10-08 07:15 pm (UTC) (Link)

And the moderator's CALLING them on it? OMG! *shock*

I may have to have sex with him also.

On a related note, have you heard about this?

mpoetess

2004-10-08 07:22 pm (UTC) (Link)

He's not doing it continuously or anything, but twice in a row, he's re-asked the question "You've both been saying you plan to cut the deficit in half in the next four years. I haven't herd a word from either of you about *how* you plan to do that."

winterlive

2004-10-08 07:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

*shock*

*pets him*

winterlive

2004-10-08 07:16 pm (UTC) (Link)


mpoetess

2004-10-08 07:20 pm (UTC) (Link)

Hee!

I so wouldn't do it in my voting district, because I wouldn't *want* to sleep with anyone in my neighborhood. But it's a kickass idea.

winterlive

2004-10-08 07:37 pm (UTC) (Link)

See Lar's idea! She's so clever! Hawt, hawt internet sex - with voters!

mpoetess

2004-10-08 07:44 pm (UTC) (Link)

Ooh, if people set themselves up with www.sinulate.com, they could give their secret codenames out only to other voters and have MANY votergasms!

winterlive

2004-10-08 07:54 pm (UTC) (Link)

That would be AWESOME! You could set up a special codename just for this, like 'kerryin04' or 'orgasmsforabetteramerica'. ;)

mpoetess

2004-10-08 07:57 pm (UTC) (Link)

Celebrities who are pro-voting could offer "run my rabbit!" incentives! Proof of registration gets you access to, say, Julia Roberts' vibrator.

winterlive

2004-10-08 08:01 pm (UTC) (Link)

Oh. My. God. *boggles at the very thought*

What do we do for slashers? *GASP* *mind reels* I would get a million people to the polls...

obsessedmuch

2004-10-08 07:28 pm (UTC) (Link)

Can we have sex online? Because I would totally come home and have hot internet sex with naughtyspirit. :)

winterlive

2004-10-08 07:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

You should be able to! That would be awesome! I wonder if that counts. We should do a drive or something. :)

mpoetess

2004-10-08 07:41 pm (UTC) (Link)

It may not count; naughtyspirit is British, so she can't cast a qualifying vote!

winterlive

2004-10-08 07:51 pm (UTC) (Link)

Well, part of Votergasm includes witholding sex from non-voters, so I'm sure that having sex with non-Americans would count, as long as you ONLY had sex with non-Americans.

Ahem. *polishes Canadian flag*

mpoetess

2004-10-08 07:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

Good point!

trepkos

2004-10-09 02:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

This is hardly fair, as George Bush is in charge of us too!

twistingflame

2004-10-09 11:27 pm (UTC) (Link)

::chokes while trying not to laugh::

::dies::

::blames you::

mpoetess

2004-10-10 07:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

::claims to have been in Poland at the time and know nothing of which you speak::

twistingflame

2004-10-10 09:37 pm (UTC) (Link)

Well if you were in Poland, then I stake my claim. He's mine, biyotch! (After, of course, I slap the winking, head-thrusting chimpanzee/bulldog halfbreed who claims to be the leader of the free world.)